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Britney Spears Gets Hot And Colorful

Here’s Britney Spears on the cover of V Magazine looking pretty damn good actually. I thought she was fat now? She doesn’t look fat at all, she looks she used to look, somebody must be pretty good at photoshop. I’m not digging the overly saturated colors though, I can’t see a damn thing. I know she’s topless under there somewhere, I just wish I could see it, although I see it pretty much every night in my dreams. I think I’m having a seizure.

Britney Spears’ Tight Shirt Disappoints

What the hell? Are all former sexy popstars chunking up these days? Is this a thing now? First it was Christina Aguilera putting on some blubber for the chilly winter and now Britney Spears seems to be packing on the weight for some reason. She looks like she’s got a fifty year old man’s body in that tight shirt. Obviously it’s just the wind blowing up the there inflating the crap out of it, what a waste, if you’re going to go out in the wind where a damn skirt. Disappointed.

Britney Spears Lets It All Hang Out

This is what I like to see, Britney Spears on vacation in Hawaii letting it all hang out. Here’s the washed up popstar walking around in nothing but a little bikini top and short shorts. Awesome. I like that her boyfriend knows his role and is walking around with a bottle of water in one hand and a bottle of tanning oil in the other…. Lucky bastard. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears’ Nipples Hit The Beach

After yesterday’s Britney Spears bikini pictures , the secret was out that she was vacationing in Hawaii and it was only a matter of time we’d get to see some more of the washed up popstar. I don’t mean to say we’d get to see more skin, I just meant that there are going to be a crapload of bikini shots all over the place so get ready for it. I know I am, I’ve got nothing scheduled but hours and hours of making angry aggressive love to myself.

Britney Spears Nipples Hit The Streets

Britney Spears is at it again, taking the old nipples out for some frappuccinos and making crazy faces at the paparazzi. What the hell is in those things? I could use a few of them before hitting the bars. Anyhow, I thought her dad was awarded custody of her nipples and was supposed to keep them out of the public eye. They’re unstoppable, like a fat girl after a few vodka cranberries. Scary. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears’ Nipples Look Physically Fit

I’m actually pretty impressed with these pictures of Britney Spears getting coffee the other day, she looks like she’s been working out. Sure she still hasn’t been able to cover up her out of control nipples , but it looks like they’ve come to some sort of understanding. She keeps working out so that her body is nice and tight and stops trying to boss her nipples around, and they do their best to stay symmetrical with the rest of her body. I like it. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears Nipples Make An Appearance

Here’s Britney Spears out and about in her hot little pink eighties prostitute dress the other day. I like it, but I have a thing for prostitutes from all decades. Of course, it’s Britney Spears so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her wonky nipples decided to make an appearance. Those things are pretty amazing. Like cows lying down when it’s about to rain, I’m pretty sure her nipples can sense when there are cameras around and pop to attention. Well done.

Britney Spears’ Nipples Have Disappeared

Here’s Britney Spears out the other day in what looks to me like a see through top, which is quite nice of her considering I love see through tops, but she somehow manages to hide her nipples. I know, very annoying. Maybe it’s not see through at all and I’m just so used to seeing Britney’s nipples that when they’re not there I get confused. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears’ Boobs Make Me Smile Too

It’s nice to see that Britney Spears is at least trying to dress a little more sexy, her wonky nipple shirts weren’t doing it for me, but things aren’t exactly working out. Actually that’s not true, everything works just fine from the neck down, I like little tube top dresses, unfortunately her fake smile and retard glasses aren’t doing her any favors. Why is she making that face? She looks like she needs to find a bathroom STAT. Gross, I don’t even want to think about that. Anyhow, at least she’s trying to get back in my good books. Keep it up. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears’ Nipples Go Into Hiding

Finally! Britney Spears seems to have figured out a way to cover up her strange lopsided nipples with a special top. I never thought this day would come, I’m proud of her, she’s becoming a lady. Here she is doing whatever it is she does these day looking like a somewhat normal celebrity. If her weird nipples aren’t pointing every which way but loose, what the hell am I supposed to write about? I guess this might be the last time we see Britney for a while so soak it up and enjoy.