Sammy Braddy here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow busty Brits like Lucy Pinder or Alice Goodwin , but so what? Because she’s definitely just as big in the funbag department, which is all that matters in my book. Anyway, I have a feeling Sammy is going to become a lot better known after this post, and if she wants to thank me for that, I’d love to take her motorboating sometime, even if I’m a little worried I might drown in those things. I figure it’s worth the risk.
A Detroit woman allegedly trying to “protect” her pet dog from a stray cat ended up paying a painful price in an amazing viral video making the rounds today. Short story: Even if you dislike cats, do not attempt to shoo them away by kicking snow in one’s face. Cats possess agile, ninja-like skills and precision. Don’t make one retaliate. Not worth the risk. If you do, this might happen: Cat Attacks Woman in Snow After the cat responds by pouncing on her and mauling her grill, it choke-slams her to the ground like a WWE wrestler before she beats a hasty retreat. That’s a Top 10 Internet Cat Fight right there … albeit a one-sided one. Holding her injured head, she leaves the dog she was allegedly “protecting” behind as the cat approaches the unattended fence. WAY TO GO LADY! Hopefully the dog decided to take heed and let the visitor do its thing. Usually they just wanna prowl and be left alone anyway. No need to start $h!t. While the woman clearly didn’t expect the cat to attach itself to her face in response to her actions, you can’t blame the critter for reacting like that. No one likes snow.
Dr. Conrad Murray will no longer be taking the stand to testify in his own defense in the involuntary manslaughter trial stemming from Michael Jackson’s 2009 death. This marks a reversal of his original plan to testify . Murray told his lawyers from day one that he wants to testify and tell his side of the story, but his lead attorney, Ed Chernoff, believes it’s not worth the risk. His reasoning is simple: Murray wouldn’t be able to withstand a tough cross examination that the DA would subject him to, and would hurt his own cause . “Clients always want to testify, but in this case, the D.A. would wear him down, and Murray just wouldn’t be able to overcome the basic facts,” says a source. To name a few: ” not calling 911 right away , failure to tell ER doctors and EMTs that he gave Jackson Propofol, not having the proper monitoring equipment.” The defense’s final witness, Dr. Paul White, testified Friday that Michael Jackson killed himself with a lethal injection by mistake with Murray out of the room. That long shot theory is probably Murray’s only hope of a not guilty verdict, but Deputy D.A. David Walgren still has a chance to cross examine him today. Moreover, after the defense formally rests their case, prosecutors – who have made a very strong case thus far – can call additional rebuttal witnesses. The trial resumes this morning in Los Angeles.
There’s no excuse for driving drunk. If you’re gonna be imbibing, just call for a cab or crash with a friend. It’s not worth the risk to yourself or the public. That said, some DUIs definitely worse than others. There are the Stephanie Pratt-style arrests, in which the person registers a BAC of exactly .08, and legitimately felt they were in good condition to drive. Then you have Chris Klein early this morning, bombed out of his mind at 2.5 TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT and cruisin’ down the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles. He blew a .20. The limit is .08. Amazing. The American Pie star’s bail for the DUI arrest, his second in the last six months, has been set at $25,000. We purposely found the worst Chris Klein photo ever taken . Chris could be headed to jail in the wake of this incident due to his history of driving drunk, too. The guy was also arrested and convicted of DUI in 2004. California law requires that he serve jail time if convicted again. Also, a new law requires an “ignition interlock system” installed if he wishes to drive. Lindsay Lohan should really have one of those. The system is essentially a breathalyzer test that’s synced up to the car. If he’s not sober, it won’t turn on. This is only if he’s convicted again, of course. With a .20 BAC, one wonders how he won’t be.
On October 24, Brad Pitt got into a minor motorcycle accident. That wasn’t major news. But the alleged destination to where Pitt was headed is major gossip fodder: a “top-secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston,” according to this week’s In Touch cover story.
