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Isabella Lindblom’s Sweet Skinny Goodness

Normally, I tend to like my women with a little more meat on their bones — especially in the area between their shoulders and their stomach — but I’m willing to make an exception for  Isabella Lindblom here, because I’m a big fan of this Swedish hottie. And even if I can’t take her motorboating, I’m sure I can come up with some other fun activities for us to do together. I’m told I have a very overactive imagination. And it’s working overtime after these pictures. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

In Case You Missed It: Hannah New Talks Nude Scenes

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Charisma Carpenter Goes Buffy in Bound

Banshee and Shameless are both back on the boob tube with bare scenes from Ivana Milicevic , Lili Simmons , and Shanola Hampton . Plus, Girls has Allison Williams serving up a rear-end chowdown, and Bound features former Buffy star Charisma Carpenter in the buff.

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Kate Upton Makes Me Want The Other Woman

Zzzz… Kate Upton is going to have to take lessons from Nicki Minaj if she wants to impress me. I’m not sure what she is aiming for with this look, but success has made her one boring prude. I want the Kate Upton who used to cat daddy back! Let’s move along, there’s nothing to see here.

Sammy Braddy’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

Sammy Braddy here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow busty Brits like Lucy Pinder or Alice Goodwin , but so what? Because she’s definitely just as big in the funbag department, which is all that matters in my book. Anyway, I have a feeling Sammy is going to become a lot better known after this post, and if she wants to thank me for that, I’d love to take her motorboating sometime, even if I’m a little worried I might drown in those things. I figure it’s worth the risk.

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Amy Hood Naked for Purple by Stacey Mark of the Day

Amy Hood is some up and coming actress or model who you have probably never heard of and she’s rocking’ out in Purple magazine totally naked with a beautiful and luxurious bush, something I am a huge fan of, because bush is the accessory all vagina needs….but that is slowly going extinct thanks to laser hair removal thanks to the fucking pharma industry making hair bitches feel insecure about their hairy assholes…hairy assholes I’d like to eat…

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Motorboating for Breast Cancer of the Day

This Motorboating for breast cancer is a funny concept, especially when starring harmless nerds, but a fail on my end..because I should be the one doing this shit in a mask….cuz masking perversion with Charity is pretty much how the entire world works…and something I should take part in… Because from Corporate world to pretty much anything, the big money offices are filled with fucking perverts, who know how to play their pervert shit so much smarter than me…and make real stupid money with it…Make it work for you motherfuckers…smart hustle…

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Helen Flanagan Gives Us A Busty Birthday Present

Supposedly it was Helen Flanagan ‘s birthday last week, and even though I wasn’t invited to her celebration over the weekend, I’m not upset. And seeing as how she’s my favorite busty blonde model, I wanted to give Helen a present. So I figured I’d get her what she always wanted: an hour motorboating session with yours truly. Actually wait, I think I got that wrong. That’s what I always wanted. Oh well. It’s too late to take it back, so I just hope Helen enjoys it as much as I will. » view all 28 photos Related Articles: Helen Flanagan Drops Some Awesome Clavage Helen Flanagan Is Definitely The New Kate Upton Helen Flanagan’s Super Busty FHM Preview Photos: WENN.com

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Jennifer Morrison Just Blew My Mind!

Out of all the hotties that were at the Billboard Music Awards, I think Jennifer Morrison just might be my favorite, for obvious reasons. I’m not sure if I’ve ever done a post on her before, I started looking through the archives but didn’t make it very far before I stopped to just look at these pictures again. Anyway, if I have, I’d like to officially welcome Jennifer back and ask if she’d like to join me for a quick motorboating session later. And if I haven’t, we’ll just skip ahead to the motorboating part. What do you say, Jennifer? » view all 21 photos

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Victoria Silvstedt Busting Out The Paddle Board

It looks like busty permanent vacation goer Victoria Silvstedt is at it again, here she is doing a little ocean paddle boarding in yet another hot bikini. I want to marry this hottie and live this life of leisure, paddle boarding, hanging out in the sun on a yacht and don’t forget all the motorboating. The sweet sweet motorboating. I guess we’ll have to invite the rich old dude who’s paying all the bills, I certainly can’t afford any of this, but I’m sure we can somehow make it work. Call me.