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Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas

Here’s one for my younger readers: Bella Thorne out Christmas shopping. As for the rest of you, just remember she’s still underage. So unless you want to ring in the New Year from in jail, don’t even think about asking her to sit on your lap and tell you what she wants for Christmas. Not even if you work as a mall Santa. You’re not fooling anyone, you perv. Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Marge Simpson To Animate Playboy Cover

‘The Simpsons’ matriarch also gets a three-page spread in November issue. By Gil Kaufman Marge and Homer Simpson Photo: Fox For decades, Playboy magazine has been criticized for portraying a cartoonish version of the female form that isn’t based in reality. Now, the magazine is going all-in and putting an actual cartoon woman on its cover — a blue-haired mother of three, no less.

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