15 Cringe-Inducing Marriage Proposals: We Can’t Turn Away!

As documented earlier on this Valentine’s Day 2015, a handful of adventurous boyfriends out there have come up with 33 unusually romantic ways to propose to their loved ones. It’s incredible, and inspiring, to see the lengths some will go to in order to create a lifelong memory. The same can be said for those featured in the following photo gallery, we guess… only they may not have created the type of memories they originally set out to create. 15 Cringeworthy Proposals 1. If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY! 2. Emoji Are For Lovers Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts. 3. Put a Wing On It Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed. 4. Cupid’s Arrow Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Will You Facebook Me? This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot. 6. Fur-real? Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind. 7. Spelling Counts We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex. 8. That’s Amore This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rock, Paper, Marriage This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair. 10. Our Love Is Like A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride…. 11. So Fresh and So Clean, Clean She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe. 12. Tattoos Are Forever Their relationship probably isn’t. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. With This Ring… I thee WEED. 14. And It Was All Yellow This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez. 15. Yoda One That I Want This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk. The End. Did you like 15 Cringeworthy Proposals? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Who are we to judge someone who popped the question in an aquarium? Or via Facebook? Or while dressed as Garfield? Or via a message on the inside of a pizza box? No one, really. We’re just folks with a bit of common sense.  But, look, to anyone featured above who got an affirmative answer in response to life’s most important question… more power to you! That’s all that matters in the end.

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15 Cringe-Inducing Marriage Proposals: We Can’t Turn Away!

As documented earlier on this Valentine’s Day 2015, a handful of adventurous boyfriends out there have come up with 33 unusually romantic ways to propose to their loved ones. It’s incredible, and inspiring, to see the lengths some will go to in order to create a lifelong memory. The same can be said for those featured in the following photo gallery, we guess… only they may not have created the type of memories they originally set out to create. 15 Cringeworthy Proposals 1. If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY! 2. Emoji Are For Lovers Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts. 3. Put a Wing On It Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed. 4. Cupid’s Arrow Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Will You Facebook Me? This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot. 6. Fur-real? Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind. 7. Spelling Counts We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex. 8. That’s Amore This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rock, Paper, Marriage This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair. 10. Our Love Is Like A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride…. 11. So Fresh and So Clean, Clean She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe. 12. Tattoos Are Forever Their relationship probably isn’t. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. With This Ring… I thee WEED. 14. And It Was All Yellow This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez. 15. Yoda One That I Want This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk. The End. Did you like 15 Cringeworthy Proposals? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Who are we to judge someone who popped the question in an aquarium? Or via Facebook? Or while dressed as Garfield? Or via a message on the inside of a pizza box? No one, really. We’re just folks with a bit of common sense.  But, look, to anyone featured above who got an affirmative answer in response to life’s most important question… more power to you! That’s all that matters in the end.

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