Tag Archives: always-dreamt

Minka Kelly Sex Tape?

So I woke up this morning to an amazing rumor, a rumor so hot that it’s probably way too good to be true, but I’m going to keep my fingers crossed. According to

Go here to see the original:
Minka Kelly Sex Tape?

Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead. There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting… THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking… The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

Read more:
Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

Rosario Dawson Horse Face on TV of the Day

When I was a child, I always dreamt about going horseback riding, but I was too poor and deprived to figure it out, I can only assume every guy Rosario Dawson has ever had sex with has had the same childhood dream that was never materialized …because that’s the only way I can believe that anyone would get down with her…except maybe for her big tits, long legs, and the fact that guys will pretty much fuck anything, whether it is on TV or in the movies, good looking or not….But I can still point and laugh as she’s not blowing up my phone for my dick.

Read the rest here:
Rosario Dawson Horse Face on TV of the Day

Carrie Underwood: Coolest Bride-to-Be Ever

Bride-to-be Carrie Underwood has her wedding day priorities set: Food. She and Mike Fisher have set a wedding date, but it’s “not one that we’re openly talking about” and all she cares about is that it’s “so laid back.” Not exactly a Bridezilla or someone looking for attention at every turn. Imagine when someone agrees to marry Kim Kardashian . There will be easily 10-20 Tweets per hour updating us on every facet of the process. Carrie and Mike have picked out the “food and we know where we’re going to be – the big hurdles .” Everything else? “We don’t care,” she says. Mike, you got a keeper dude. Reports say Mike Fisher will marry Carrie Underwood this summer . Carrie got engaged to Mike Fisher in December. While they’ve done all they can to keep the details private, they are clearly smitten with each other. “Everybody would always ask me questions like, ‘What have you always dreamt of? This is your day,'” says the 27-year-old American Idol winner. “But truthfully I never even thought about it until I was engaged. I wasn’t one of those little girls. So I have no idea what I’m doing, basically!” Somehow we think she’ll manage.

Visit link:
Carrie Underwood: Coolest Bride-to-Be Ever

Pinks Half Naked Costume

Pink has taken Lady Gaga’s lead by starting to wear ridiculous and revealing outfits. Sure if girls wore this kind of thing 10 years ago, when I wanted to fuck all the popstars, including Pink provided I was drunk enough, this kind of thing would have been amazing, something to celebrate, but back then, they were hardly dressing like whores….

More importantly, none of the popstars are hot anymore, they are old or ugly and it looks like Pink has been working out a lot too hard, and like she should lighten the fuck up on the bicep curls, cuz even before she got hooked on pumpin iron, she looked like a fuckin’ dude, and now it’s hard to look at her without wondering where she hides her fucking cock, and I guess it’s all because her husband is a closetcase, who spikes her juice with testosterone, to make her the man he always dreamt he would be married to, without having to admit he’s a fag….

undefinedundefined

Originally posted here:
Pink’s Weird Half-Naked Costume of the Day