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The Bachelorette Recap: A Shocking Return! A Bromance Ends!

This week on The Bachelorette, Kaitlyn Bristowe faced drama on multiple fronts as the stakes continued to rise for the remaining contestants. Some of these developments were teased long ago by The Bachelorette spoilers , while others managed to take us (and Kaitlyn) aback … Watch The Bachelorette Season 11 Episode 5 Online Picking up in the middle of the previous episode’s rose ceremony cocktail party cliffhanger has become the norm on The Bachelorette . Gotta keep us guessing? Waiting in breathless anticipation? Not really necessary when we already know The Bachelorette spoilers (follow link above!) and come on, it’s not exactly Breaking Bad . Anyway, Kaitlyn promptly dispatched Clint, who got pretty defensive about … JJ. “This isn’t about your relationship with JJ,” Kaitlyn replied. “I’m taking steps back, and you’re not talking about how much you care about me … you’re talking about JJ and how the guys are jealous.” Then, the Bachelorette bromance turned south in a hurry when JJ felt that he had something to get off his chest regarding Clint as well. JJ told his former partner, and we quote: “There’s an emotional energy that gets taken away and as your friend that needs to be said.” A full-on lovers quarrel followed. At least it felt like one. These two men may not have been romantically involved, but emotionally, the way they poured their hearts out in this standoff? Intense! That gay Bachelorette promo tease was pretty lame on ABC’s part, but at least we understand where they got the idea now. Just saying. As Tanner pointed out to us after this unraveled, “I think Clint was more sad to have JJ turn on him than to have Kaitlyn send him home.” Sometimes, breaking up really is hard to do. So much so that Kaitlyn decided against a rose ceremony – such a downer – and brought all the remaining suitors with her to New York. There, producers made Jonathan, Justin, Ben Z., Corey, Ryan, Tanner, JJ and Shawn rap battle with the aid of mentor Doug E. Fresh. At one point, Kait called it “the worst rap battle I’ve ever seen. I don’t think there’s ever been a rap battle with two guys in khaki pants.” View Slideshow: Kaitlyn Bristowe: The Bachelorette 2015! Indeed. Meanwhile, Ben H., Ian, Joshua, Chris and Joe had to audition for Aladdin on Broadway, singing “A Whole New World” to Kait. Aladdin is a Disney production, as is ABC. The cross-promotion never stops. On a more positive and random note, Ashley Iaconetti was in the house … oh and so was Nick Viall. Nothing really random about that, though. Nick Viall and Kaitlyn Bristowe , who he was crushing on, had been hollering at each other. Online, that is. Ever since he got dumped by Andi Dorfman, he became smitten with Kaitlyn … or just getting back on TV. Who knows. In any case, Nick was “kinda bugged” by the idea that Kaitlyn might get engaged to someone else, and decided to rejoin the show. “Last season was not really that fun for me,” said Nick, somewhat dubiously as he did get to make love to Andi Dorfman at least once. Just saying, man. It could’ve been worse. Having your heart broken on TV sucks, yes, but at least he made a real impression on a gorgeous, intelligent, well-rounded woman. Would he get the chance for Round 2?! Kaitlyn pondered his request to come aboard, and even asked the guys, who were predictably not thrilled with having to share Bristowe. She gave Nick a kiss, told him she had to sleep on it, then after doing so, obviously told Viall he’s in after getting advice from Ashley S. You know. Crazy girl from last season. Crazy but an actual hairstylist in Brooklyn, at least, who gave Kaitlyn romance advice as well as did her hair for her date with Jared. Talk about multitasking right there. The episode in true cliffhanger fashion with Nick entering the guys’ hotel, saying, “What’s up, guys?” Insert Nick punchline at your leisure. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Season 11 Cast!

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Jenny Garth is in a Bikini for Easter of the Day

Jenny Garth is a 40 year old mother of 3, who is turning 41 in 2 days, and who clearly understands that you should never give up trying to have sex appeal, even if your vagina is a loose fitting wind sock that has survived a hurricane at the air strip, you know shredded fabric hanging off from a thread, before it plummets to it’s impending death, retired from its service as a wind sock…if you know what I mean, and you would if you’ve ever banged a chick with 3 kids. Her body fat is low, she’s catering to my ANOREXIA PORN FETISH , but less ill and weak and more fit and clean eating. I just find the whole thing funny, because isn’t this what all girls are supposed to look like? When did being doughy become the norm and being fit become shocking. It’s not like she’s hit menopause yet. I think the public is just accepting being fat and lazy and that’s a real tragedy, cuz it makes going to the beach a lot less of this and a lot more of THIS TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead. There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting… THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking… The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

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‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 4’ To Shoot In 3-D

Johnny Depp’s fourth open-water adventure, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,’ will be shot in Disney Digital 3D. By Eric Ditzian Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” Photo: Disney Captain Jack Sparrow might have to learn a new seafaring ditty that goes a little something like, “Yo-ho-ho, a bottle of rum and a pair of your finest 3-D glasses.” Yes, Johnny Depp’s fourth open-water adventure, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” will be shot in Disney Digital 3-D, the studio has announced. That brings the total number of 3-D releases in the next two years to, oh, approximately 6,000 (not really, though it certainly feels that way). The noteworthy development for “Pirates,” then, is not that it will hit theaters as a 3-D movie but that it will be shot in three-dimensions rather than converted during post-production. The 3-D conversion process has become one of the more controversial trends in Hollywood. Converted films, like “Alice in Wonderland” or “Clash of the Titans,” can have a sort of pop-up picture book effect that is more jarring than it is an effective visual and storytelling addition. That hasn’t stopped other big-budget films shot with 2-D cameras from jumping on the 3-D conversion bandwagon and the premium ticket prices that can be sold as a result. Upcoming converted films include “Piranha 3-D,” “The Last Airbender,” “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” and “The Green Hornet.” And then there are the movies shot — or soon to shoot — in 3-D, despite some of the inconveniences that come with such productions (such as the heavier, less maneuverable cameras): “Drive Angry,” “Tron Legacy” and “The Invention of Hugo Cabret.” That “Pirates” has decided to film with 3-D cameras lends credence to the idea that such cameras will become the norm in Hollywood, rather than the contentious conversion process. In light of the “Pirates” move, it will be interesting to see what other blockbuster franchises such as “Spider-Man,” “G.I. Joe” and “Transformers” choose to do. Will the minds behind these films decide that a true 3-D experience can only be created via 3-D cameras? Or, at least for now, will conversions continue to a popular creative choice? “I think the answer is that, as with most movies, you’re going to do some kind of combination if you end up doing it,” “Transformers” producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura told MTV News last month. “I’m sure 3-D cameras are going to get lighter and more manageable and all the things that get in the way right now. Over time, that may change. But I think in the near and medium term, most movies will do a combination when and if they do it.” What do you think of “Pirates” going 3-D, and the 3-D movie trend? Sound off in the comments below!

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This is what I’m talking about

When I said the world has lost all common sense, this is the tip of the iceberg. Shouldn’t someone tell her that admitting you were too dumb to take your birth control and then saying it was cool because the baby would “raise your profile” is not a good thing? Shouldn’t someone tell her that stretchy band aids are not maternity clothes

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Late Night Comedy Shows Turning on Obama

For the second straight week, Saturday Night Live opened with Fred Armisen doing an impression of President Barack Obama in a skit that wasn’t flattering. This time, SNL ‘s faux-Bama played off “his” Nobel Peace Prize victory last week in a rather predictable way, stating that “I won it for not being George Bush.” Merely stating a fact does not a funny Obama skit make, but just the same, it was indicative of the TV comedy world turning its sights on the chief executive. SNL joked in its news segment that after Obama won the Nobel prize so early in his presidency, honors like People’s Sexiest Man designation may soon go to kids

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