Nuts may have shut down , but not to worry, because luckily Zoo is still around to help us pervs get our weekly busty Brit fix. And these awesomely busty shots of Helen Flanagan for their latest issue definitely ought to be enough to tide me over for a while. I’m thinking 35, maybe 45 seconds? Either way, it’ll be a new personal best. Enjoy.
You may have already read Mr. Skin’s interview with Rolling Stone this weekend, but just in case you missed it, he made a bold prediction considering the year’s not even half over. More info and pics after the jump!
I hate bikini pictures, maybe it is because I am not a real man, or maybe it is because I have been looking at them for the last fucking decade…and eventually they all become the same, no matter who the girl is in the pics…it’s like eating pizza every night for the last 10 years, no matter the flavor it’s still fucking pizza…. But I am all about science…and special effects…and the fact that Vogue made Kate Upton look this good, makes me believe in one thing, smoke and fucking mirrors… The fact a Sports Illustrated chubby chick is even in Vogue is funny enough to begin with, but when they take a gut we’ve all seen and turn it into this, it’s just even more ridiculous, like it is a parody of itself, and when tits are involved, I guess I am reminded that “it’s still fucking pizza” doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially when you’re Kate Upton, cuz bitch will eat anything you throw at her…
I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski realizes she’s a one hit wonder..like that she made all her dreams come true last year…and now there’s no where to go from here…it’s like everyone has seen her tits, everyone cared and though “Oh, She’s So Hot”…but now she’s old news, we’ve seen everything and don’t care if she can act or if she can sing or dance…we don’t care if she books Playboy or fucking Victoria’s Secret…she didn’t even win the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year award that was paid for by the people at Guess? and the Hadid household… Is this ass pic a “hey cry for attention, I’m still here”…or is she just the exhibitionist she always was…. Who cares, I just hope she gets desperate and starts calling like she used to…it will happen, because it always does…the more desperate he girl is for attention the more Facebook messages I get…and they are welcomed because I would still let her suffocate me by sitting on my face.
VH1′s most popular Trash TV spectacle Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta is finally BACK and MESSIER than ever with deliciously-juicy scandals , plot twists and must-see fights . Greatest Love & Hip-Hop season EVER? Seems like it so you KNOW we have several questions before the highly-anticipated season premiere. Hit the jump for burning questions about the new season of Love & Hip-Hop ATL.