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Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day

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Jackie Cruz is from Orange is the New Black…..I’ve never heard of her, but wikipedia has and apparently she’s 30…and her nipples are fucking massive….at least I think they are, because she’s on the beach in a bathing suit that seems to have a window, and I think I can see her massive fucking dinner plate sized nipples..and it’s pretty gross…but expected because her last name is CRUZ…if you know what I mean…and you know…. She’s born and raised in America and the Dominican Republic – she was homeless – she’s had brain surgery and she’s got HUGE DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES… I don’t know if this is erotic or not…but it’s DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES…just missing some burgers on those fuckers…for me to eat off of.. The post Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a UK popstar…who had one big hit song that was on the radio all the fucking time…over and over again…to the point where you’d want to choke her out…and after looking at her slutty pics for social media…you’d probably want to choke her out in a romantic way….in the bedroom…while banging her…because girls, all girls, except maybe the lesbian kind are really into violent sex. Usually they are under 25 and as someone who remembers when that would be something that would have been frowned upon back in the 90s…it’s always weird to participate in…but these girls who grow up on porn beg for this shit…they love this shit…and if you don’t punch them in the face while banging them…they get mad….whether it is daddy issues, social media insecurities, or just porn…it doesn’t matter, it weirds me out…but the whole world is a terribly fucked up place….and here’s Ellie Goulding hitting a tire with her anger… The post Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right… I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever… I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet… The post Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right… I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever… I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet… The post Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is hilarious to me….and probably to most people around her – but they’ll never let her know that – they’ll just give her work and tell her how great she is….because she fucked Bieber… I don’t think she’s that hot, but she’s hot enough, to pretend that she’s a model, and she gets herself out there enough to get followers to get more work….and people hire her because they think she’s a model or relevant… and thanks to having a trust fund or being a rich kid with a fucked up a rich from acting dad and some trendy friends who she’s attached herself to…she makes it work….as she works it on the beach in Hawaii… SHE ALSO DID A FASHION SHOW FOR GIGI HADID….BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THE SCAM WORKS DOWN…I LIKE THE NUMBER ON HER – LIKE A CATTLE AUCTION…. The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora in a Diaper of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess when you let all kinds of big dick black guys ram the fuck out of your ass to get you a career in music – despite no one ever hearing any of your songs – you have to deal with the consequences – by wearing a diaper the rest of your fucking life… Unless this is just some fat chick shaping underwear, which it probably is, but I am going with diaper…or even abortion panties…you know reminiscent of the 1950s pre-maxi pad when women had to wear things like this to deal with her period…only with less period and more unwanted babies that are a terrible consequence of letting dudes cum up inside her.. WHO KNOWS…. The post Rita Ora in a Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Got Tits of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has got herself some tits…I know fascinating….I guess she got them from her daddy.. Or from her mom’s strategic on salary plastic surgeon, who lives in their basement and created Kim and Khloe you know today…all filled up and not just with black sperm but also with face fillers.. I am still convinced she’s a terrible clone made in a lab of Kim, maybe she’s just Kim’s daughter they raised as her sister for the brand….who fucking knows…or cares… It’s just more interesting to stare at her and try to understand what the fuck you’re looking at…assuming it is human…it’s still a freak… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Workout Erotica of the Day

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Kate Hudson is still hot in her own right despite being old and used up…so long as you can’t see her face filled now asian looking face – because they went too fucking aggressive on her…so she now looks asian… But her mom booty is into fitness, and looking fit, the kind of booty that in its younger years almost made Owen Wilson kill himself, making it seem to be a pretty talented booty, however, when I think about it, the only booty that’s made me want to kill myself is my wife’s she’s disgusting…so it can go either way….either it’s too good, or too bad for him, and from this perspective, it’s good enough….especially at 40…makes me want to hit the gym midday for some mom ass while the kids are in school pussy hanging out of their yoga pants erotica….but not really…I’ll just watch the video… The post Kate Hudson Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham’s Fat Polaroids of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham as you know is the most outspoken of the BBW models in the mainstream. Porn’s been dealing with this fetish for a long time. Their tits are just so big. Their ability to overpower men by smothering them so exhilarating. Their blowjob skills do to the big mouths, sleep apnea neck fat, and eating training…are amazing. Their willingingness to do anything thanks to just being happy a man is horny enough to fuck them…brilliant…and their capacity for black cock in their cavernous asses thanks to large shits…a win… I don’t know how this one became the leader of the fat is wonderful, even though science has a different story about fat, and the medical community would argue it’s actual terrible and not sexy, unless you find diabetes amputations and premature death sexy, which I do…but not on fat chicks…but on all chicks over 30 who figuratively die…. I know what this movement exists, fat girls are loud, they complain that’s why they don’t walk on the treadmill and stop eating long enough to not be fat… But I still think the biggest movement she’s part of is her bowel movement…porker… These are polaroids for a magazine, not a fat chick fetish mag, I think you can see nipple, if you stop staring at flesh pouring out of every possible place… The post Ashley Graham’s Fat Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Krag Titty Model of the Day

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So Maja Krag..may or may not be an actual model, these are all grey area things nowadays where everyone in the world, even your mom if she’s not dead, is a model, staging photoshoots for her social media, often times more clever and funny and creative than the actual models who are in photoshoots with billion dollar budgets, because they ones who actually make it are usually hacks, and the ones who work in it are usually hacks, and the ones who think it’s a joke and mock it amongst themselves are usually into doing other things… So Maja Krag, model or not real model, but she is from Denmark, the land of the Danish, Great Danes, teak furniture, and cheekbones…all nordic and shit…being half naked for attention which may not be the best naked…because it’s not coming from a wholesome, organic, you just walked in on her masturbating place…but desperation and eagerness are good qualities to have in a girl, it gets you what you want and the tactic has to be figuring out how to make them think you are part of their weird fucked up equation.. Anyway – decent pics cuz there’s nipple in it. The post Maja Krag Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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