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J.Lo’s Fat Ass for New Years Eve of the Day

What better way to ring in the new year, with my first official useless bitch being slutty for money – because all women are hookers, they just market themselves differently, and it amazes me when I talk to men who don’t understand that concept that women are with men for money, men are with women for pussy, and women will do a lot for money, they just try not to make it obvious…. In J.Lo’s case…her whoring was in the form of song and dance, exploiting her ass, extreme confidence in her talent, and ability to sing and dance, and here she is still doing it – what must be 4 decades later…grinding up on things like she’s still hot..and she is…due to menopause… Menopause Drake likes on his face…oh Canadians, such nice people… The post J.Lo’s Fat Ass for New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ryan Newman ASs in a Bikini of the Day

Ryan NEwma is an 18 year old actress that old creepy dudes who watch the Disney Channel like…. Because there are two kinds of young girls old creepy dudes jerk off to, those who are on instagram posting nude pics on fringe, almost porn site…and young girls who were prostituted by their parents at a young age, and understand the importance of sacrificing their childhood for the benefit of the family, doing things they don’t want to do, leading to getting their periods young from the trauma…. So that by 22 they can have a face full of fillers, looking like a 40 year old, so that they still stay relevant and youthful, or they can just leak nude pics….or in this case bikini pics of her twerking…because it’s accessible, safe for work porn, that gets people to follow you – and it’s all about followers….pervert followers… So Ryan Newman, the Jon Benet of her household…is a keeper… The post Ryan Newman ASs in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ryan Newman ASs in a Bikini of the Day

Ryan NEwma is an 18 year old actress that old creepy dudes who watch the Disney Channel like…. Because there are two kinds of young girls old creepy dudes jerk off to, those who are on instagram posting nude pics on fringe, almost porn site…and young girls who were prostituted by their parents at a young age, and understand the importance of sacrificing their childhood for the benefit of the family, doing things they don’t want to do, leading to getting their periods young from the trauma…. So that by 22 they can have a face full of fillers, looking like a 40 year old, so that they still stay relevant and youthful, or they can just leak nude pics….or in this case bikini pics of her twerking…because it’s accessible, safe for work porn, that gets people to follow you – and it’s all about followers….pervert followers… So Ryan Newman, the Jon Benet of her household…is a keeper… The post Ryan Newman ASs in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tooke are Victoria’s Secret models who were out hooking together – like the hookers I know they are….even though they make their own money, they’d rather spend the money of dudes they have sex with, it’s more job security than a silly contract with a silly massive corporate monster out to exploit them…. These models like money and money or guys with money – in all their coddled ways…like really monster tall chicks….so stick together, like Charlie’s Angels, because only they understand each other, or maybe it’s a work thing…or maybe they are a little panty and bikini wearing fembot army created in a marketing lab to sell panties…and this is part of their duties…to get in the paprazzi, get seen, to make sure they live up to their contract duties by year end…who fucking knows – or really cares…it happened, it’s bitches in bikinis who get paid to be in bikinis doing bikinis for free…and The most fascinating thing about this story, of models together in Brazil….is that Lais is a mom, she had a kid as a teen and here she is strutting around like she pawned it off to her mom, so that she doesn’t have to be a mom, like all good teen mom’s do…sure I’d rather her sex tape, her backdoor Farrah, but instead she’s a VS model, so none of that will be happening.. The post Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tooke are Victoria’s Secret models who were out hooking together – like the hookers I know they are….even though they make their own money, they’d rather spend the money of dudes they have sex with, it’s more job security than a silly contract with a silly massive corporate monster out to exploit them…. These models like money and money or guys with money – in all their coddled ways…like really monster tall chicks….so stick together, like Charlie’s Angels, because only they understand each other, or maybe it’s a work thing…or maybe they are a little panty and bikini wearing fembot army created in a marketing lab to sell panties…and this is part of their duties…to get in the paprazzi, get seen, to make sure they live up to their contract duties by year end…who fucking knows – or really cares…it happened, it’s bitches in bikinis who get paid to be in bikinis doing bikinis for free…and The most fascinating thing about this story, of models together in Brazil….is that Lais is a mom, she had a kid as a teen and here she is strutting around like she pawned it off to her mom, so that she doesn’t have to be a mom, like all good teen mom’s do…sure I’d rather her sex tape, her backdoor Farrah, but instead she’s a VS model, so none of that will be happening.. The post Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy

Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…as she was going through puberty…. So marketed at 14 as this future babe, making a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..she turns 18…then she turned 18…and it made it ok for them to finally jerk off to her…because you know they are good dudes who would never do that before she turned 18…that’d be wrong.. Well, here she is in a weird cum shot angle if this was a porn, looking like a teen runaway in a pair of ripped pantyhose, which if you’re like me, you appreciate because ripping pantyhose is the way into the pussy hole…and it’s all very erotic if you write the right story around it… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy

Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…as she was going through puberty…. So marketed at 14 as this future babe, making a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..she turns 18…then she turned 18…and it made it ok for them to finally jerk off to her…because you know they are good dudes who would never do that before she turned 18…that’d be wrong.. Well, here she is in a weird cum shot angle if this was a porn, looking like a teen runaway in a pair of ripped pantyhose, which if you’re like me, you appreciate because ripping pantyhose is the way into the pussy hole…and it’s all very erotic if you write the right story around it… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is looking good…I guess she’s decided to lean up…in a world full of fat people…and allow her true sex appeal to shine…and I really appreciate her pose, in content that she self produced and put out, it’s not like it’s an awkward angle, or something the paparazzi robbed of her…a moment out of context, it is instead an image she produced, and snapped off a bunch of versions of, because if you know girls, who are far less narcissistic and obsessed with their image than this one, you’ll know a selfie, is always a 25 picture process…and that she wanted her booty to pop in just the right way… She’s the True Grit girl, never too impressive, always kind of bigger, fully dialed into the industry from a young age, and finally she grasps the key to success…slutty pics for social media…she does have a song about masturbating that she didn’t write herself…so she was off to a good start..it just took some good old fashioned starving herself to get there… Dreams do come true.. The post Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Least Attractive New Years Kiss and Other Bikini Adventure of the Day

Bella Thorne and some instagram model had a horrible New Years eve kiss, but it was probably the biggest day in the instagram model’s life because she got tagged by Bella Thorne on such a big day…in what must be the peak of her social climbing…good hustle…I am sure her ego and attitude as an instagram model is substantially more annoying today…. Bella Thorne was also in a bikini with these girls, her sister, etc, and it was a very skimpy bikini, I watched some of it on snapchat randomly, because a girl I know was scrolling snapchat to see what every asshole was doing, or pretending to do on New Years Eve, to polarize their life and seem interesting, and Bella and her 18 or 19 year old confusingly not fully slutty, but slutty enough to get noticed, hot young body, that has millions of followers…was in this bikini and I was like…this porn generation that grew up on porn and self promotion really get it…good hustle grils.. Childhoods robbed of them….but taught them what matters…being liked by people who can pay….making them vain and vapid brats thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them everything they need to live the dream… It really is wonderful because I get to watch on like the pervert I am…and I enjoy that.. Another Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and she’s fun to look at…especially when I can see the hang of her pussy in her tight bottoms… The post Bella Thorne’s Least Attractive New Years Kiss and Other Bikini Adventure of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Bikini of the Day

These are some weird pics of Alba…from a real creeper angle…I love it…because Jessica Alba is amazing, from garbage actor – to garbage brand ambassador – to billionaire…it just proves that if you have a good team and look good, anything is possible in a world where no one has standards, or taste, or expectations, and all are just lazy people who buy into simplistic marketing, so that they can be like everyone else….it’s worse now than ever…but Alba, despite being a mom of 5 kids, is better than ever…despite being old…and I’d say it’s due to the elasticity in her Mexican skin, but if you’ve been to Mexico, you’d know most moms of 5 are 300 pounds of pure corn tortilla..tortilla that she doesn’t eat. But the fact is that having kids is supposed to be suicide, the end of a bitch, the day she throws in her vagina, and really Alba may have a mangled vagina, but her career exists, she’s still hot enough to jerk off to, and that defies science and everything I know…and I can’t make sense of it, so I just stare at it…since no one cares about whether I can make sense of anything or not…I’m just that irrelevant.. The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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