Naked Homeless Man on a Truck Reporter Gets Hit in the Balls During an Interview Big Man on a Mini Bike Weird Group Suicide – of 8 People Drinking Pesticides Drunk Pilot Checking In San Franciso Attempted Murder Mother and Daughter Taken Out By a Bike Just Some Men Fighting to Get to the Top of a Wooden Pole Great Design The post Angry Woman Bringing Husband Home and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fine, I’ll give Love Magazine one more free post – and I won’t even shit on them for delivering 30 useless videos, one for everyday in December, and possibly more, they could have started on Thanksgiving, I can’t be too sure, but I can be sure that it had no context, was just noise that featured popular girls on social media, who you could argue are “it girls”…but I feel we live in an era where there is no such thing as “it girls” as everything just sort of overlaps into one huge ball of feces…including but not limited to these videos.. I don’t give a fuck abotu Rose Bertram, she’s a busty ethnically ambiguous SI Swim model, I didn’t watch the video, but I am posting it, because that’s what mooching other people’s content is all about…so here’s to Mooching more in 2017… The post Rose Bertram for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is long toros Alessandra Ambrosio staring at the dick of some dude in tight bathing suit bottoms – because I guess she’s wondering if her old, overrated, overpaid, time to retire, still good enough to want to fuck, because she’s a VS model, you know the kind of girl you’d go to see her touring show in hopes you find her drunk at the bar talking about the glory days at the local dive bar – after all had failed….provided she developed a drug addiction rather than kids with a rich guy… I am wondering if she’s looking at his cock thinking “did I get him had, can I still get him hard, maybe he’s gay, those shorts say he’s gay…or is it the amazing ass next to me…”. I’m going with the Amazing ass next to her…because every hooker becomes a den mother one day….here’s to Alessandra Ambrosio aging another year in 2017 TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Checkign Out Dicks on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter… So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow…. But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”… So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users… All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners.. The post Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Jessica Lee Buchan, she’s South African, and like so many South African’s she’s fucking amazing to look at…. She’s got a huge following on social media, yet I’ve never heard of her, which isn’t that crazy a concept, as all these bitches sort of blend into each other, I don’t obsess over them, I don’t even notice their names, I sort of just let them happen…it’s repetitive so why get locked into one girl when there are thousands…literally thousands of beautiful creatures on the outside, even more than thousands considering I’ll fuck anything with a vagina due to low expectations.. That said, as a South African, a white South African, so probably rich, segregated, racist…..and just an amazing mix of hot bodied, resilient Dutch genetics that don’t die of AIDS like all the black people there do…. It’s the land of legless murdering olympians…and Candice Swanepoel….just hot chicks, with hot accents, looking hot….apartheid Nelson Mandela dont’ got nothing on this chick.. Follow her Instagram
I am a firm believer, after all my years of being an amateur critique of celebrities, models, and famewhores in all of their naked and half naked action…that Kate Bosworth, who must be around 40 years old now…is exactly what all women should look like.. That’s not to say I don’t find other bodies hot, amazing to look at, or even worth trying to have sex with….it is just to say that if every girl in the world, let’s say 4 out of 5 of them…looked like Kate Bosworth, and the other straggler had massive tits…we’d live in a great place filled with joy and happiness and no need for war and hate… It would be the kind of world I would be happy about going into another year in…not that I am unhappy, I’m more indifferent, hungover, cloudy brained, etc…but I know very little is as good as this Kate Bosworth…. I wonder why she’s not more famous than she is, because really…she is everything..and she even ages hot…Maybe I just like skinny chicks in a world of fat..call me crazy… that’s crazy…she’s crazy…we’re all fuckin crazy.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Bosworth is Everything In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Greyhounds Hunting Coyotes is Distrubing Fork Lift VS ATM Russian Suicide Run The World’s Tallest Bridge in China is a Bridge I don’t Want to Cross Grandpa Terrifies Kids with his Dentures Biker VS Taxi The post Never Sneak Up on a Bear and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I heard jewelry sales are down 20 percent this Christmas….over last Christmas – which means Jewelry manufacturers need to step their game up and get models like Margaux Brooke, who I’ve never heard of, but who is naked for a Jewelry brand, to get naked for a Jewelry brand… I’ve seen similar, possibly the same company, with their nude shoots, because keep it pure and simple, about the jewelry, and nothing else…but a naked girl…because naked girls fucking sell product it’s the one thing I learned in an advertising class I took in community college… I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, I mean at least starting point of an ideal relationship, since I am more of a gaping asshole kind of guy…..because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, their dreams, their journey, their ambition, their sexual history, the time their teacher told them they would amount to nothing or the time they got raped, the bad relationships, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about hating them because their nonsense is getting in the way of cumming to them….anything deeper than tits or gaping asshole has a 99 percent change of ruining a person – as 99 percent of people are the fucking worst…. This logic applies to hookers also, because when you pay them to come over, and start talking to them, you’ll never get the to shut up, and when you’re paying them to suck your dick, if you even get to that point, if you even want that to happen after they go into their shit because they are hookers and see you as a therapy session – or an opportunity to sob story you so they don’t have to suck your dick but will still take your money when the hour is up – because they are hookers…..hookers… The post Margaux Brooke Jewelry Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicola Peltz is the daughter of Billions Nelson Peltz who created Snapple…and owned Wendys and lot of other shit…. So by default – She is a billionaire…or at least an Heiress to billions and that alone makes her a fucking tyrant, not down to earth at all, she lives in a fucking bubble of slave laborors and nannies who coddled her, where she was given everything she ever wanted…you know a princess who has been in a handful of movies her dad probably financed…to shut her up, or to feel less guilty about being an earner rather than a dad….basically an upstate New York Kardashian, less vapid maybe than the LA strain of this virus…but still shit…..shit I’d like to smear on my face like it was war paint…because she’s kind of wonderful…great to look at…and even when she hangs with that rifraff black (in terms of rich people) Sofia Richie..like she was Paris and Sofia was Nicole…trying to relive those moments in what we can assume will be a TV show for the new generation….she gets some hot pics…and does some destructive shit in the grocery store because rich kids – have no consequences…the way real life should be….but isn’t unless your dad is richer than god… Either way…here are their asses in bikinis… The post Rich Kids Nicola Peltz and Sofia Richie Vacation Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
[jwplayer mediaid=”199199″] Cindy Crawford’s daughter and her dad starred in this real creepy video – because she’s a younger version of his wife – almost identical – and he fucked his wife when she was a younger version of himself – and by default would probably want to fuck his daughter – if she wasn’t his daughter – and more importantly 12 years old – but still old enough to be prostituted to the industry by her parents – because they see dollar signs, despite having dollar signs, dude is from the Gerber empire and she’s Cindy Crawford…I mean come on… That said, I am not implying Gerber wants to bang his daughter, I’m just saying if he found Cindy Hot, he’d find the daughter hot, if the daughter wasn’t his daughter, and even if she was, he probably does, because that’s how penises work….. I am someone who grew up on 70s incest porn, who doesn’t have a daughter, so the idea of jerking off to my daughter if I did have a daughter – is probably a lot easier for me to stomach – than someone who actually has a daughter and just wants to nurture and protect her like a normal dad – who isn’t a sexual deviant…. But historically, rich bratty dudes are sexual deviant, model fuckers….who do weird shit with other rich friends and have great lawyers to get them off…just ask Trump and that Epstein dude… The post Cindy Crawford Daughter Clone and her dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
