Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine.. I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld… But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant…. I shoulda been tinder dammit… The post Kate Beckinsale Prepares for her Shape Magazine Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think Ines Melia or Juliette Do really matter, or that these photos are produced by the creator / owner / hipster icon Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine… I don’t think it matters what the brand of lingerie that put this together is…. I do think that the fact that there is bush is fucking iconic, amazing, I love pubic hair and always have and feel that guys who don t are weird pedo faggots… I do think the fact that sheer lingerie is actually sheer in the catalog, you know show the product for what it is, like it was the Sears catalog in the 70s we all jerked off to, that couldn’t afford to airbrush out the nipples at least not fully… Because underwear that is sheer, should have bush that is visible and I’m just made it is not bigger…thicker…matted…wetter…but loving it none the less….good job guys…keep up the good work.. The post Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Porn on Billboard Snake In Toilet in Thailand – Worst Nightmare.. Dude Catches Wife in Bed with another Man – Is Not Happy Woman Gets Robbed – Chases RObbers on Foot Man on Stage Dies of Heart Attack Kids Smoking Weed The post Babe on Bench Does a Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Porn on Billboard Snake In Toilet in Thailand – Worst Nightmare.. Dude Catches Wife in Bed with another Man – Is Not Happy Woman Gets Robbed – Chases RObbers on Foot Man on Stage Dies of Heart Attack Kids Smoking Weed The post Babe on Bench Does a Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Boy Slapped in the Face by Teacher Driving into a Tunnel Little Dog Pulling a Rickshaw Norwegian Man Skating on Thin Ice with a Chain Saw Jaguar in the USA Son Surprises Parents By Pretending to be Homeless The post Sex in Front of a Hotel and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Phoebe Price and Maitland Ward are some of the greatest examples of never giving up, being resilient, not taking themselves too seriously, and capitalizing on the little celebrity that they have, to get into any and all holidays – where they produce their own brand of slutty content around said holiday, hoping the world or at least their fans promote or talk about them, and we do, because they are perfect…. Both in their 40s, both pre-social media / internet marketing / both still doing it, bringing it, and I’m glad they are both my friends who hate me because I laugh at them…but really I’m laughing with them, as they troll the world with their big old tits that haven’t , at least as far as I’m concerned, but I have low expectations out of life…and I just like all girls with big old tits willing to send me their santa themed erotica to masturbate to…and they don’t need to be shot by paparazzi or excited to be in tabloid kind of girls who had dreams of fame and celebrity…but didn’t bother with actually booking any acting jobs…I’ll take it from anyone…but I still think these women are amazing.. Here’s PP: Here’s Maitland – Still Riding the Boy Meets World Wave… The post Phoebe Price VS Maitland Ward Awesome yet Horrible Christmas Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner in wet clothing, being secductive, or as seductive as her muppet looking plastic surgery ridden body, smokes a cigarette like a classy bitch trying to further influence the youth to continue in the direction of her shitty sister, and buy all her product…. All slow motion, close ups of her body parts that have bee jacked up by injections, and the whole thing is a waste of your time, which makes sense, since it is Kylie Jenner and her mangled face, and thus a waste of time before she even started… I mean watching her tongue TIGA in soft lit / shadows / shot by her BFF who takes erotic pics of her….in what they will pretend is their “art project”…but is just shameless instagram content no one should care about…yet here I am posting it…because I have nothing else going on…. These are garbage people, who produce garbage, for garbage people that happen to be the masses…selling shit we don’t need, in videos we don’t need, because she hasn’t killed herself yet, but we’re still hoping she does….because suicide sometimes finds the right people and this is the right people. The post Kylie Jenner’s Naked and Smoking for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OMG. This is Blasphemous. A scandal. Terrble. Fame Whore Bella Thorne who fucking lives and dies for social media content – it’s her marketing, her branding, her positioning, her attempt to be relevant to the big investors and casting people in the Hollywood circles – to hire her and live out her parents dream she was cultivated for her entire life…. Yet….she posted a Christmas selfie / bullshit slutty santa pic, from a shoot SHE HAS ALREADY POSTED ON DECEMBER 12 Like her pervert fans don’t deserve another slutty Xmas pic, all she had to do was lay in bed with slutty Xmas socks, or panties, it’s fucking ridiculous to sit on a stupid shit quality badly lit pic, when you have a fucking iphone and can produce selfie porn all fucking day…. I am offended with the lack of creativity – when her lifeline is this content…this work…and she’s young, at her prime and being lazy….terrible…replace her with the more eager.. The post Bella Thorne Recycles Slutty Christmas Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Love Magazine sucks, it bores me, the people they use are heavily followed, but boring, the content is boring, despite being expensive talent, and the whole thing is fucking garbage…but no one else is publishing a stupid, useless, video of girls half naked rolling around on a daily basis for the month of decemeber…but clearly they should…even I can’t help but post this dog shit So they did a second video with GIGI HADID on Christmas Eve because she’s top dog right now…..the Palestinian rich kid dream…who is overrated but who nought her fame in an era where you can buy anything…and at least shes’ grabbing her rich girl tits that One Direction cums on…because if you’re gonna mock models, pretend to be a model, get hired as a model, when you’re totally retard looking and not worthy of being a model, but more the rich kid singing karaoke at her over the top party….in a world that celebrates that…garbage. KENDALL JENNER AGAIN only on Christmas Day – because she’s a gift to no one, not even hot or interesting, but culturally appropriating or mocking some Indian god…in some terribly fucking poses is totally offensive….on Christmas day, in some anti Christmas video that really displays how not hot this cunt is…the funny thing in it is that the credits on the video are more interesting than the video….there was a writer for this? Really…looks like it was more an accidient… ASHLEY GRAHAM ON BOXING DAY BECAUSE SHE’S FAT….BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE BOX…I GET THEIR FASHION MAGAZINE IRONY> > > I like to reduce all of Ashley Graham’s attempting to be Jessica Rabbit, with all her big features, like her big manly drag queen face, and massive fat girls ass and tits, to being the loud mouthed, not disgusting, fat girl, in a world that needs fat girls for marketing purposes, because the world is fat, dudes have fat fetishes, even though getting fat is pretty easy to pull off, and easier to own being fat than to lose the weight in an era of fat being some kind of movement… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar Bullshit Continues of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Newslady Forgets She’s Using a Glass Table Creepy Dominos with Bricks – Watch to the End Woman Slaps Herself After Failing Driving Test Woman VS Cop Who Gave Her A Traffic Violation 16 Year Old Dude Fights Ex Girl and her New Boyfriend Violently Being Beat To Death by a Liquor Bottle Never Trust the Sidewalk Escaping the fourth Floor – Using Bed Sheets Tied together Truck Takes Out Toddler The post Topless in the Intersection and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
