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Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Dec 24, 2016 at 10:06am PST Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have… Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world… So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood! The post Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Tits Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariah Carey released a new Christmas video – because I haven’t heard her song at least 14 times today, and not because I listen to Mariah Carey on repeat, I was out in stores and wandering around, going bar to bar, exposed to that song that has probably made her 100s of millions of dollars…so it would make sense she’d release another Christmas song…cash the fuck in….pull them tits she loves showing off out…and be a slutty Santa while her baby daddy – Nick Cannon is hospitalized dying of LUPUS…good mom… I didn’t watch the video, she’s old, but still pulls the tits out….and sings songs pandering to all you basic idiots…and I think it’s on the same level as Courtney Stodden in terms of shamelessnes…eagerness…and robot tits this is…. But in similar vibe – here’s Courtney Stodden’s Christmas Song video.. The post Mariah Carey Tits Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst… But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on…. They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home… The post Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care…… She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares.. She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does… I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying. The post Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Jennifer Lawrence looking like Amy Schumer, all doughy and big-chinned, wearing a one piece bathing suit that has many portholes for her layer of fat to seep out of, because she’s an actress, an overrated, overpaid, boring, average at best looking, actress that the industry has decided is a golden child – worth the investment – for whatever reason – that I call “KEEPING BUDGETS HIGH SO EVERYONE MAKES MORE MONEY”…. I am sure there are weird celebrity obsessed fan boys that will jerk off to this…but if you take the “jennifer lawrence” quotient out of the equation – it’s pretty fucking clear that there’s very little amazing or jerk-off-able here… I mean sure, if you’re a 45 year old film director, in the industry, dating her, knocking her up, is like an Oscar trophy…I’m talking to you Aronofsky.. But if you’re a normal dude, just looking on, who she wouldn’t give you the time of day if she saw you cuz celebrity women are by default total cunts…you should just stare at this and write a letter to congress, or the boycott all her movies…because she’s won enough, let’s give hotter chicks a chance. The post Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Richie For Complex of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”… It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around… She’s banging older men, like Bieber…. going to night clubs, being a naughty 18 year old who probably won’t go to college, because she can be rich and famous without any of that effort…and she will probably contribute very little to society…and for some reason my EX friends at COMPLEX – who used me for traffic until they sold to Verizon / Hearst and dropped me once they made it – decided to make her their cover girl…and the whole snake thing is weird…but the fact she looks 11 probably excites all of you freaks…jump on anything remotely popular…and give them a cover shoot…instead of celebrating people who are actually accomplished… The post Sofia Richie For Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on December 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Richie is the trashy, slutty, mini Nicole Richie who actually has biological parents she takes her name from – which probably makes her more spoiled than her adopted sister – because every parent prefers their bio child – especially later in life, when not touring, and involved in their upbrining – but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have daddy issues, or rich girl problems – because they all do….it just means that she gets to go to bed thinking “at least I’m not adopted like my annoying sister, who isn’t even my sister, she’s more my inheritance thief, I hate her”… It seems like she’s doing what 18 year olds in the LA scene – and really any scene – but in the LA scene it is way more irritating because they are rich and rubbing shoulders with the famous people they’ve always been around… She’s banging older men, like Bieber…. going to night clubs, being a naughty 18 year old who probably won’t go to college, because she can be rich and famous without any of that effort…and she will probably contribute very little to society…and for some reason my EX friends at COMPLEX – who used me for traffic until they sold to Verizon / Hearst and dropped me once they made it – decided to make her their cover girl…and the whole snake thing is weird…but the fact she looks 11 probably excites all of you freaks…jump on anything remotely popular…and give them a cover shoot…instead of celebrating people who are actually accomplished… The post Sofia Richie For Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham Terrifying Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tranny faced fat chick Ashley Graham with big features because she is big…who is probably best known for being part of the big girls can be models because don’t let bullies decide what big girls are allowed to do, because you’re a big girl and you can make your big girl dreams come true – if you can get yourself off the couch and away from the fridge long enough – because the world is SO PC and inclusive, trying to be overly nice to the fat world, because the world is fat and brands need to relate to the fat…so now is your window….before they realize that fat should be shamed and punished for healthcare reasons in a now is the time to embrace your disease, your eating disorder, your elastic waistband and ignore science and love what is killing you – because we are all going to die, so be body positive or whatever this is….while you’re living your statistically shorter life… I like to think the biggest movement she’s been part of – is a Bowel movement…this girl clearly has a colon on her… I don’t like to encourage fat girls – but black guys do – and funny enough I saw that she’s married to a black guy which makes total sense…because as we all know, just ask any fat blonde girl you know, or fly to Jamaica during the holidays, that big girls are adorned by certain breeds / species / denominations / color of human…even though I don’t see races – as we are all god’s people…one race the human race…but I do see fat chicks.. She’s in Puerto Rico in a bikini getting paid – it is disturbing that this exists – but it exists… The post Ashley Graham Terrifying Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on December 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tranny faced fat chick Ashley Graham with big features because she is big…who is probably best known for being part of the big girls can be models because don’t let bullies decide what big girls are allowed to do, because you’re a big girl and you can make your big girl dreams come true – if you can get yourself off the couch and away from the fridge long enough – because the world is SO PC and inclusive, trying to be overly nice to the fat world, because the world is fat and brands need to relate to the fat…so now is your window….before they realize that fat should be shamed and punished for healthcare reasons in a now is the time to embrace your disease, your eating disorder, your elastic waistband and ignore science and love what is killing you – because we are all going to die, so be body positive or whatever this is….while you’re living your statistically shorter life… I like to think the biggest movement she’s been part of – is a Bowel movement…this girl clearly has a colon on her… I don’t like to encourage fat girls – but black guys do – and funny enough I saw that she’s married to a black guy which makes total sense…because as we all know, just ask any fat blonde girl you know, or fly to Jamaica during the holidays, that big girls are adorned by certain breeds / species / denominations / color of human…even though I don’t see races – as we are all god’s people…one race the human race…but I do see fat chicks.. She’s in Puerto Rico in a bikini getting paid – it is disturbing that this exists – but it exists… The post Ashley Graham Terrifying Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Humps her Brother’s Leg of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rich people….are fucking weird… I know what you’re thinking – if nature gives you a sister, you might as well fuck her, because why the fuck not, she’s in your fucking house, and going out and finding a girl to fuck requires way more effort than “hey you wanna piss off mom and dad, let’s fuck”….it’s every teenagers dream, at least that’s what I assume based on incest porn I used to watch in the early 80s, when incest porn was everything… I figure many cultures have been fucking their sisters forever, an rich people have been fucking their sisters forever, and white trash has been fucking their sisters forever, because rich people can get away with anything they want, and white trash don’t have the understanding to not fuck their sister when they get their boring, proving yet again that humans are all the fucking same, it’s the middle class that follow the rules and don’t do what their instincts tell the,… That said, Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, her dad owned Wendy’s…and a bunch of other shit that made him stupid rich – which I guess means that she is…that’s how life works…and despite her failed attempt to be a famous hot actress replacing Megan Fox in transformers because her dad is friends with Michael Bay….she’s still hot..and publicly rubs her pussy on her brother. Rich people… The post Nicola Peltz Humps her Brother’s Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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