Willa Holland is hot, she may not matter in terms of her celebrity. I know she was on the OC and on some other Nerd Shit, so maybe she’s more famous that I think. I also know that her stepfather is the legendary film director Brian de Palma, because her mom knows what’s up. Her godfather or is Spielberg or some shit so she’s dialed in, but the most interesting thing about her is that she is dating a hipster photographr who takes pics of nude instagram girls…which I guess has rubbed off on her and helped her develop her own aesthetic that’s pretty fucking great…no bra, just nipples…good. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Willa Holland Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hey Michael Jackson fans, you know the annoying vocal assholes who came out of the woodwork and attached themselves to him – AFTER HE DIED…..and while he was living just called him a pedophile, because all signs point to pedophile, but that could just be the media and some kids he slept in the same bed with trying to take advantage of a kind, delicate, quiet speaking, once dark, then light, now dead, man…. He was the first major celebrity to take over social media whining, and I lost thousands of followers on twitter, not that I even had that many to lose, while live tweeting the funeral….oh to be middle aged again… Well, this one’s for you, the heiress to his empire…in a bikini….to jerk off to…because people seem to be really into MJ and everything he “TOUCHES”….get it…she was a kid when he died…I know I know…that’s just crazy talk…he’d never molest a girl… She’s in a bikini, living off the inheritance, not spending that money on fitness..but still half naked in a bikini… The post Paris Jackson Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care…… She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares.. She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does… I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying. The post Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Jennifer Lawrence looking like Amy Schumer, all doughy and big-chinned, wearing a one piece bathing suit that has many portholes for her layer of fat to seep out of, because she’s an actress, an overrated, overpaid, boring, average at best looking, actress that the industry has decided is a golden child – worth the investment – for whatever reason – that I call “KEEPING BUDGETS HIGH SO EVERYONE MAKES MORE MONEY”…. I am sure there are weird celebrity obsessed fan boys that will jerk off to this…but if you take the “jennifer lawrence” quotient out of the equation – it’s pretty fucking clear that there’s very little amazing or jerk-off-able here… I mean sure, if you’re a 45 year old film director, in the industry, dating her, knocking her up, is like an Oscar trophy…I’m talking to you Aronofsky.. But if you’re a normal dude, just looking on, who she wouldn’t give you the time of day if she saw you cuz celebrity women are by default total cunts…you should just stare at this and write a letter to congress, or the boycott all her movies…because she’s won enough, let’s give hotter chicks a chance. The post Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chinese actress Tang Wei and her fiance Kim Tae-yong, a South Korean director. Kim Tae-yong （born December 9, 1969） is a South Korean film director and screenwriter. Tang Wei （born October 7, 1979） is a Chinese actress. The surprise announcement of a popular Chinese actress#39;s engagement with a foreign filmmaker has elicited a wave of surprisingly tolerant responses from her Chinese fans. Tang Wei, who gained fame through Ang Lee#39;s Lust, Caution, is widely perceived as a “goddess” for
Robert Pattinson is not doing much to endear himself to the ladies these days. First, he slams Twilight fans for not having a life outside the film franchise. Now, he’s been caught flagrantly making out with Mia Wasikowska! Yes, it’s true. But, no, it’s not personal. Pattinson and Wasikowska are simply filming the David Cronenberg movie Maps to the Stars , in which the latter befriends a limo driver portrayed by the former and in which the two clearly become very close. Just how close? Watch this video to see some seriously sizzling smooches between costars: Robert Pattinson and Mia Wasikowska Makeout Alert!
Luck is ever on the side of Natalie Dormer. The actress – best known for her playing Margaery Tyrell in Game of Thrones – has joined the cast of The Hunger Games and will portray Cressida in both The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 and Part 2. The character, who possesses many tattoos and a bald head, works as a film director and flees The Capitol to join the rebellion in the final two installments of this franchise. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 and 2 will be directed by Francis Lawrence and don’t come out until November 21, 2014, and November 20, 2015, respectively. Catching Fire , of course, will be released this November 22.
