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The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason… Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened… Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who? The post The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits. This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does… The post Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day

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Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants…. I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy… But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women… The post Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX See Through of the Day

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Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking world….focus on her music…not the pressure of a woman with big tits…using her tits to get ahead for the patriarchy….like she was Pam Anderson….and not Adele who can’t use her tits for anything more than a table to rest her CAKE and Large Sized pizza on…. The post Charli XCX See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day

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100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery… Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble… Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day

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100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery… Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble… Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine… She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..” Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere… She’s been naked before…so we like her. The post Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine… She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..” Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere… She’s been naked before…so we like her. The post Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst, her husband she wallet fucked is likely gay, their child probably not his…but I doubt she’d fuck that one up, she’s committed to him hard – for the long haul, because she spotted talented before he was super famous – and she knew to invest her energy into him, and it paid off because half of everything of his – which is alot – is hers…and that made for a good lifestyle considering she was only making 50k a year at her peak of being a model, before social media allowed her to get on a TV show…and run her annoying mouth off in different mediums…all while being a chubby busty ethnically obscure pile of shit… Well, unfortunately, her LOVE MAGAZINE video is the best one they did, her eating junk food working out, not very Christmas, but compared to all their other videos this is the only one that has any substance…and not just her big tits 80s aerobic…but a joke, humor, a purpose, irony, whatever this is and that is so hard for me to accept…or admit…because I hate the Love Magazine campaign this year and Chrissy Teigen is the fucking devil…she is the fucking worst and her fans..who have lashed out at me at least once…are very fucking annoying….not to mention she wasn’t hot pre-baby, and this is post baby..so you’d think she wouldn’t be hot now….but I’m digging it and there is just too much going on in my head to grasp what I am thinking…other than that I want a burger. The post Chrissy Teigen 80s Aerobics For Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics, because I asked Genevieve to send them to me weeks ago – and instead she told me to buy her calendar, really bitch? You’re not that fucking important. but yet she thinks she is…and doesn’t realize she needs all the help she can get to be relevant in this tail end of her career… She is old and desperate and I guess has been working out – because she’s far less fat – so she figured she might as well monetize or maximize her naked body – at 30 – before it’s too late for anyone to give a shit – since people already don’t give a shit…and she’s likely not making all that much money – so self produce a calendar with your photographer boyfriend and hope for the fucking best…and I guess we should all encourage her and be happy she didn’t wait until she was 35 to do this… The fact is she looks better than ever and should be naked at all times – not because she’s a sex worker, even though bikini models are close to being sex workers, but because all women should be naked at all times so that I can stare at their clits….clits you can’t really see..in these pics…but I’m sure she made the fortune from all her fans buying these….very naked but still not naked enough – calendars in an era where the calendar is pretty obsolete…with pussy pics – with no pussy in them – TRAGIC…but I guess she hasn’t fully thrown in the towel yet, still has a few more fails to go before the sex tapes…I’m ready…and staring at the great tits until that happens… The post Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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