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Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter posted a butt shot…and she’s laying on her stomach…because she doesn’t want to take away from her butt shot by ruining it with her big round belly….even though people only like her for her tits…and this posting the ass is just confusing what she’s known for, what she’s about.. I think she looks like a vile little troll, but I never watched the show and I never developed an emotional relationship with her tits that keep on growing….I didn’t cry when they were reduced and reshaped….and I didn’t celebrate when they grew back in from eating… I just know that all 18 year olds are firm, tight, and even the fat ones are good enough to stare at – because they haven’t hit their mid 20s – early 30s slump all girls experience – where girls start to melt and turn sloppy because the best years are behind them…where their boyfriends jerk off to pics of them in high school because her body caught up with her big tits.. who cares The post Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is Still in Bahamas of the Day

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In this day and age – we are so obsessed with girls being naked, or half naked, you know stripping down and showing bikini or panties, or bare asshole spread so I can imagine tonguing it as she licks my ass while jerking me off….you know 69 the Asshole edition….and Bella Thorne knows it.. She knows she’s long and lean and has a rocking body. She knows that the world needs a hot redhead and she’s it. She knows that when you’re raised on porn, sex is different, outlook on sex is different, anal is first date behavior, so are gangbangs, orgies, rape fetishes…so half naked pics aren’t a big deal…that shit is G Rated…G Rated we can all jerk off to because bikinis are fucking wonderful.. I like what she’s bringing to the world…it’s easy, not complicated, basic, and perfect… Here she is in her underwear…. The post Bella Thorne is Still in Bahamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason…. So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users! The post Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My new favorite use of social media is maximizing the Geotag, because people love to post where they are – when they are they – like they forgot about the pervert creepy 1990s internet where everyone wanted to be anonymous due to crazy fucking people raping and killing you…. And the reason I like the geotag, is to remind people of the raping and killing potential of the internet and geotags…you’re not safe just because you bought into the whole giving yourself a virtual life that mimics your real life in a polarized, filted, bullshit way…so that your insecure ass looks cool… I like to go to restaurants, click the geotag, find a hot chick in the place, google her, check her linked in, find out her dog’s name, and if I’m lucky find out her dad died when she was 6 – like I did yesterday – knowing that is a perfect opportunity for daddy issues…and girls with Daddy issues are the most fun…. So Daisy Lowe…”model”…is nice and thick but more importantly, she grew up without a dad – who ended up being a rich rockstar thanks to mom – who was married to Gwen Stefani and wanted everything from his past…including tranny fucking to go away…and what better way to make her go away than to give her money, and modleing career and an opportunity to show the world her big daddy issue tits… I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Still Thick, Still in Hawaii, Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff just keeps getting better. There has historically always been at least one thick girl I’ve been into over the years. I normally love the skinny legs, but sometimes, a good thick bitch is what the soul craves…like a homecooked meal…or some comfort food…whether that thickness is solid muscle or a nice thick layer of fat hanging over it’s demin shorts or not…doesn’t really matter…what does matter is that I never thought much of Hilary Duff until she became a tank I want to be smothered by….in what is one of the weirder fetishes I blame her squatting on… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Still Thick, Still in Hawaii, Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money… She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram. The post Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert, Montreal home grown hottie who has turned her back on her hometown – because she’s gone off and become famous….I’ve only seen her in the city once, she was with a Hockey player…and was a brat acting like you’d expect a famous bitch to do it…. I don’t think you can consider her from Montreal, but not much happens in Montreal because she has gone on and done so many wonderful LA things….like coke off Paris Hilton’s clit…. I remember I waas trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house ….that never happened because I am lazy…mourning her career….and I remember trying to be friends with her sister…another fail….but I barely remember Elisha Cuthbert….or her spending half your 20s being a cokewhore ….and that behavior clearly doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….she looks hot… The post Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

W Magazine got dirty…. Dakota Fanning crotch shot, if you look long enough you can see her uterus…. Hailee Steinfeld dick sucking a lipstick, like it was your cock, only twice the size you mini cock weirdo…. Or Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism….. What the fuck is going on here…this is better than Playboy…. TOO MANY FETISHES FOR YOU LOSER NERD FAN BOYS The post Dakota Fanning Crotch Shot, Hailee Steinfed Bra and Emma Stone Wet Lesbianism for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and possibly famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…a taco that if you look at the paparazzi pics…you can see in full cameltoe position…a taco that has allowed her to take her celebrity to America and do very important things like instagram model….and get into paparazzi pics wearing a bikini…without anyone actually knowing who she is…but who cares who she is, we are lazy and if she’s good enough for the paparazzi, she’s good enough for me to look at in a bikini, which as a Canadian isn’t saying much, because I look at every girl in a bikini in awe…we don’t get those in our parts…we get snowsuits… I guess we are seeing fame happen….but the interesting thing about this isn’t who she fucks, how rich her dad is, whether she’s part of a Mexican drug cartel, or if she’s stealing white people jobs…like the luxurious work as a chamber maid in hotesl… What does matter is that her instagram picture ABOVE…is edited so hard…versus her paparazzi pics that aren’t…leading me to think she thinks we are fools, or she likes to give herself more shape like all these girls on social media do…they are liars, it is all lies…and luckily for people like Eiza Gonzalez….she can eat a few extra corn tortillas and erase it all in post production…lies or she thinks we are a fool…or she knows it doesn’t matter dudes will still stare. The post Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Woman Pissing on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Topless Woman Protests KFC Pervert Checking Out Tits I think Mariah Carey is Wonderful… Car VS Ferry Shitty Accident of the Day Woman Driver of the DAy The post Naked Woman Pissing on the Street and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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