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Jennifer Lawrence for her Ego of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hollywood is a fucking scam… There is no reason…or rhyme..as to why Jennifer Lawrence is the “It” girl… Why is she top of her game, why are people fighting to book her, why is she constantly nominated and winning Oscars…it just doesn’t make sense… Doesn’t Hollywood realize that there are thousands of girls, who are hotter than her…maybe even more talented than her… Who did her mother sleep with, or sign a deal with, to ensure this constant flow of work… Why is she the one getting paid millions of dollars, when the acting world generally pays 60,000 dollars a movie now that the money is more limited as they go through the shift… It just makes no sense.. I look at her, I look at her nudes, she’s got great tits, but so do hundreds of girls. Who fucking cares…but for some reason, her agents, management, producers fucking love her and think she sells movie tickets…it’s fucking odd…but not as odd as her public behavior…and here she is being quirky on her knees because on her knees where she belongs jokes…are good for business… The post Jennifer Lawrence for her Ego of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Google Streetview Star of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best Google street view I know of…. that happened to a friend of mine, is that google maps drove by his house mid day in their creepy creeper car…when he was fucking a girl he worked with during lunch hour…that he carelessly let park in his driveway…so that his wife, when showing her friend the house on google maps…could see the red car that is not her red car, or his red car, but the red car of his employee she already hated and knew something was up with…in the driveway…despite having never been invited to their house…busted… The second best google street view is this girl pissing….while smoking…so good.. The post Google Streetview Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde is some cunt who changed her name from Cockburn, even though Cockburn is a more marketable name, especially from someone who fucked her way to the top…of whoever this guy is…where you can all see her average at best, overrated always, ass from a show I assume she’s on… She’s just another illegal stealing American jobs who should be deported, but who managed to scam her way in…and who the fuck knows why…I guess she’s a connected rich kid from the UK…who can buy her way into the right circles by leveraging her last name…before changing it because that’s the kind of disrespectful entitled cunt she is… The post Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde is some cunt who changed her name from Cockburn, even though Cockburn is a more marketable name, especially from someone who fucked her way to the top…of whoever this guy is…where you can all see her average at best, overrated always, ass from a show I assume she’s on… She’s just another illegal stealing American jobs who should be deported, but who managed to scam her way in…and who the fuck knows why…I guess she’s a connected rich kid from the UK…who can buy her way into the right circles by leveraging her last name…before changing it because that’s the kind of disrespectful entitled cunt she is… The post Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and her Pink Dress of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People are loving this Selena Gomez Pink Dress…I guess it’s a story of a survivor, who after her chemotherapy, has managed to live life exactly as she did before her chemotherapy because chemotherapy is just an good marketing hook to help her promote her album and a technicality because the dose is so minimal for lupus, bitch can do everything as if she’s not on Chemotherpay…but it sounds so dramatic..that way when she busts out her tits in a dress…people will look at her with more sympathy as they jerk off because what else is this little chipmunk good for…not her music…or the fact she fucked Bieber….that’s for damn sure….. The post Selena Gomez and her Pink Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monica Bellucci for LUI of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Monica Bellucci is Italy’s pride and joy…in all her busty glory….she’s pretty much the hottest thing they have going for her…and if you don’t believe me, just ask any Italian in his 40s….to them, she’s a fucking goddess.. She’s also a reminder of early internet porn, where I would jerk off to celebrity tits, when celebrities were still celebrities and not fame whoring, attention seeking, social media content producing, losers who get overpaid for their low level of talent. I guess Monica Bellucci did some nude scenes, and had these massive tits, in an era you could still jerk off to great big tits.. I guess she’s in the new James Bond, as the older bond babe, for that international market or some shit, so she did LUI magazine, the french Men’s magazine…with nudity, where she barely showed off her nipples, and is barely nude, or even suggestive, but where she still has big tits…is still hot and that you could probably jerk off to…especially if you’re an Italian barber…and you still have her 1990s glamour shots at your work station….hometown pride…far better than your wife looks.. The post Monica Bellucci for LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan.. Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE …so I am a fan… Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes… The post Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bootleg model in a bootleg Vogue.. I’ve been making fun of Nina Agdal since her hard jaw and big forward hit the modeling scene. I am aware that she has a great ass in pictures, but that retard waterhead, straight from the Downs Syndrome ward, without the charm most kids with Downs Syndrome have, because she’s got a shitty attitude, acts like a fucking diva, thinks she’s a huge deal as she walks around Miami, when she’s probably made 100,000 dollars in her entire career as a model…she’s a virtual nobody…but I guess she doesn’t realize that as people celebrate her.. Vogue is premium……crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..because they are lazy and think staying relevant is featuring garbage…even in their premium issues… I figure Vogue Mexico, despite being a huge market, is more obscure and they don’t really care what they throw in it…because that would be the only explanation of this nonsense…that isn’t even hot..but that I am sure Nina will use for the rest of her life in conversation…when seducing John’s she meets on sugar daddy sites when she’s in her 40s…”i was once in Vogue”….”it was a magazine that went to shit because they tried to hard to be relevant by featuring people like me because we have instagram fans…that blowjob will be 1000 dollars…thanks”…. Boring..dumb fucking pics…goddamn mexicans.. The post Nina Agdal for Vogue Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Creepstreet VS stepGIRLS for Halloween Cuz We Creepy of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s Halloween…and if you visit this site, you will know that the stepGIRLS are the fucking best…so we partnered up with the good people at CREEPSTREET.COM , the creepiest, horror inspired, full of ghouls, gore and whore….or whatever the fuck you sluts look for on Halloween… clothing brand….I mean I don’t think any other brand is so committed to Halloween than these guys… I don’t know what says whore more than a half naked girl in a hotel room with two dudes…not that I know how creepy this shoot was, I assume the model lived, but I wasn’t invited to attend. I guess the girls, like this stepGIRL @saniamallory feel uncomfortable around a real creep….or the creeps creepstreeting during the shoot didn’t want me to take away their shine… Either way, it’s all fun and games when you’re making fun of creeps but when throw a real one in the mix and all goes to shit so keep the DrunkenStepfather at home…and show him the pics…so no lawsuits happen…I get it..and at least I get to see the pics… That said, it’s Halloween, here are the pics… CREDITS: FOR: @creepstreet vs @step_GIRLS BY: @iheartboris Starring: @saniamallory USE code CREEPYHALLOW expires 10/31/2015 at 11:59pm PST for 31% off all orders $100+ at CREEPSTREET.COM The post Creepstreet VS stepGIRLS for Halloween Cuz We Creepy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money BTS Torture Scene of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a clip of Rihanna doing the a torture scene half naked for her Bitch Better Have My Money video…that I guess she decided to release on Halloween because it is appropriate content for Halloween, and appropriate content for Rihanna, because any excuse for her to get in the media naked, she’s into…it probably reminds her of when she was a teen prostitute…or a rumored teen prostitute because how else would a girl from the islands with average talent end up in NYC as a massive popstar working for Jay Z….in an era before the internet really made people famous…so there is a backstory…I just don’t know it and never will and don’t really care…as long as I can see her tits…tits that inspire the youth…her fans… The post Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money BTS Torture Scene of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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