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Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays…. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter.. The post Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Codie Young Does Jessica Rabbit in a Weird Shoot for UMNO Magazine of the Day

This is just fucking weird.. Her name is CODIE YOUNG She’s Australian… She’s got small tits, big bug eyes, and she’s managed to get cast for this Jessica Rabbit shoot, that I assume is for some of you weirdo Cosplay people who still jerk off to Jessica Rabbit…or girls dressed like Jessica Rabbit, because you’re into cartoons, because cartoons can’t say no to you, and you’re into girls who dress like cartoons, because they get you…. She’s got no tits, which isn’t a bad thing to me, because you see…I like…small tits…but I know if I was to jerk off to Jessica Rabbit, or Jessica Rabbit fetish photos…I’d want silly rabbit sized tits… Yes… Silly rabbit sized tits… Yes… I hate myself, bad puns, shit comedy…and this shoot.. The post Codie Young Does Jessica Rabbit in a Weird Shoot for UMNO Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eniko Mihalik for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a titty model, but she’s been in the game for a long time, and I am not just saying that because her face looks old in this shit for Agent Provocateur, the more expensive, and thus the better quality, probably sweat shop made lingerie..that has a bit more style because it appears to be more 1920s Parisian lace lingerie rich people used to buy in 1920s…than the wonderbra padded bra shit for mall shoppers of their Victoria’s Secret counterparts..but because I remember posting her tits…over and over again over the last bunch of years…which for models…means bitch is old…there’s always new pussy coming through…and at 25-30…you’re done… But then again, maybe I never looked at her face…due to tits…because tits erase broken down things…attached to girls who get naked for money… The post Eniko Mihalik for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Proud Mom of the DAy

LOL!! All these LA mom’s are such fucking whores…they’ll take as much dick as they can to help open doors and get in the media…EVEN THEIR OWN… These people are garbage and the fact that “society”…which is really not “society”…or socialized…but rather just a series of uneducated primates with some bullshit soap box thanks to social media…where they are lazy and say things they like hearing while living a totally different life because they are hypocrites in denial of what is really going on…Attention Deficit Disorder, Bullshit Social Warriors, Too Lazy to Really Bother figuring shit out, entitled to think they matter..who supported what Bruce Jenner did for the Trans world…something I call “EXPLOITING IT”…make me fucking sick… I am just fascinated that these idiots can kill people on the PCH…but no one fucking kills them…when it’s very clear…they need to be fucking shot… Fucking whores. Twisted fucking whores…whoring for money and manipulating you idiots in the process… The post Proud Mom of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE… You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do. The post Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zuzanna Bijoch Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day

Here is the “official instagram” of model Zuzanna Bijoch …..who from her facebook page is a “World Famous Top Model”….that’s gotta be a joke, what kind of bitch refers to herself like that…even when they are world famous models…unless they are being ironic…because doing it with a straight face…is fucking obnoxious… I guess a model…in being a model…and choosing that low level “look at me I’m pretty shit”…is obnoxious to begin with…so it’s expected…. Or maybe, she’s a puppet being handled by whatever handler she has, seeing as she’s probably from some Eastern European country…and thus has some dude with his hand inside her.. milking her…or as I prefer to call it … whoring her out to the world…as her “agent”…which is legalese for pimp….and they do it with cam girls… But maybe, it is just affirmations, you know her telling herself she’s a bigger deal than she is…to help her and motivate her through this… And really, none of it matters, because she’s fully naked in some magazine called 25 magazine… The post Zuzanna Bijoch Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day

If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers…. The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off… The post Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day

Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist… All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it.. Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare. VIA P Magazine The post Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day

Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert… Here she is getting a massage… The post Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit… A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple… That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing… The post Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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