Like I said… These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam… Just keep getting naked girl…I got you. The post Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who this model is… But her name is Yana Sotnikova … Which seems about right.. Her instagram is HERE And these pictures are by ALESSANDRO CASSAGRANDE , who is a pretty awesome photographer I don’t know, but who gets models naked for those of us who get ignored or restraining orders from models, since they don’t like use following them home at night…waiting for them change so that we can capture some pics of them to masturbate to.. Not that I’d ever do that…I’m too lazy…but you would…becuase pussy inspires you.. The post Yana Sotnikova by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Kim Kardashian in Vogue Spain, because like Rolling Stone, and so many magazines before them, they figure, the world is obsessed with this whore family, let’s all milk them like the cows that they are, even though we all collectively agree that we want them to disappear…and die off…rich kid groupies with sex tapes shouldn’t be this “important”… That said, the marketing hook on this one is that she’s got no make-up on, something that I don’t believe, because she’s put on so much make-up over the years, that she’s always got make-up on, not to mention all the plastic surgery and fillers and other bullshit like her Kanye cum soaked face…and retouching…there’s absolutely no such thing as a Kardashian that is “natural”….or “pure”… These are the garbage hookers of our generation…and they need to be killed off… Nice diaper trick.. The post Kim Kardashian for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sometimes, I look at hipster instagram photographers like Marie Tomanova , who probably doesn’t like being called an instagram photographer…..like her friend in the photos E_Lizabeth doesn’t like being called an instagram model….but to me, with technology, we’re all fucking photographers and models if we really want to be, we’ve given ourselves and our lives to technology like a bunch of idiots, so even if these girls are paid big money to do shoots for magazines, which I doubt…they’ll always be low level, like everyone else to me… But unlike everyone else, I feel like they are trolling us, pretending to be artistic, or like this is art, even though art doesn’t exist, because I guess it gives them more purpose to what they do..and purpose, even when stupid or delusional is all that matters.. The post Hipster Photography is Getting Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Nina Dobrev is, but I think she’s a Canadian who is on TV, and who has had some success on TV, and figures she might as well show off to her fans, and say “fuck you normal people working in an office, you fucking suck at life and will never be as important as me”…until her show gets canceled, she spends all her money, and all she has to show for it is a child support check from a rich producer who knocked her up accidentally, as she medicates and tries to go to castings, and get work, but is too old to be noticed amongst all the other girls who want the exact same thing as her…so I guess just taking it all in and living it up is the best thing for her to do right now…live it up now, because like all girls, you’ll get old and forgotten… HEre’s her friend being silly. A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on Jul 21, 2015 at 11:46am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Dobrev in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney, or as I like to call her, one of Stephen Dorff’s hookers, because let’s face it, she looks like a Florida Hooker, who was lucky enough to have a tax evading father to send her to LA to be “Famous”..instead of working at some bootleg hooters, or as a Gogo Dancer… because she’s got big tits… What isn’t clear is how a girl can do one photoshoot with Guess, and then end up cast on a TV show, but why bother looking into that, it’s Charlotte McKinney, just look at her tits…it’s all she’s good for… I guess as she fades out, as the TITS of the minute….Stephen Dorff…gets to play with…I’ll leave you with a Stephen Dorff story I was told yesterday about when he was in Montreal…and he told a girl close to my heart that he will eat her ass until her legs shake….leading me to think…he probably eats McKinney’s ass till her legs shake…because eating ass is how he locks them in…I guess… Well, here’s GQ a little slow on the draw, because they don’t realize she’s done…because it takes time to take things to print, especially when those things are being shoved down their throat by her team that created her.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Richard Kern is an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, before it became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE from those creepy Canadians…but not nearly as creepy as Richard Kern comes across…like he comes to his own pics…because when you get young babes naked, why wouldn’t you… The models are: Ali Michael, Heaven Baize Garcia, L.H. Guillaud, Hannah Mensch & Jordan Robin This is for Purple Magazine… And for those of you who know creeper nude photographers, and I do, because I like fashionable porn better than porn, Kern is pretty much a legend…so here are those pics.. The post Richard Kern for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who is now a “model” because she’s an LA rich kid, living the Vapid rich kid life, where everyone is a fucking model, especially when they have famous and connected parents, because it’s way cooler socially that being a doctor or scientists Everyone wants to be a fucking Kardashian….which is so fucking insane, there are so many girls in the world and on social media who look hot in a bikini, I am down with looking at them, but they are all the same fucking person…but I hate anyone who aspires to be just another instagram model because they have trust funds and this justifies spending a life playing pretending it’s a career…nothing wrong with that… She’s like 12…so you’re a pervert if you like it..or just a Sylvestor Stallone fan into anything related to to him that’s not gay to jerk off to. The post Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters…. Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams… Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator… The post Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .