Here’s a little Kate Hudson belly in a bikini….Because this is what the world needs more of…Kate Hudson half naked….because everyone else has already fucked her. She’s the daughter of a a celebrity who became a celebrity on her own, and in the process burned through as many dudes as she could…as long as they were famous…making me assume this is just a shell, and everything inside her, trying to push out of her, you know memories of random actors, and what’s left of her soul… She must be 40 by now, a mom of two, and when put in that context…alright…I guess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup…. And I’m sticking to that… Because I’m not sticking it to her… Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work.. But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn… Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy.. The post Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday, I was walking down the street and the girl in front of me was wearing a pair of leggings that I assume she had no idea were totally fucking shredded… Meaning, like a run in her pantyhose, that shit happened to her whole ass area, in a the pants couldn’t take it anymore, she was fatter than she though, squeezed into a smaller size than she though, and they just fucking exploded … and she had no idea… I tried to take the pic, to post to instagram, as you do when you see people embarrassing themselves, rather than tell them so they don’t continue walking down a busy street ass out, because I figure it’s part of some comedy act or some shit…and I don’t need t be on Candid Camera or a youtube prank show… It was sloppy, gross even, but wasn’t nearly as sloppy as this inappropriate, not fit for TV, or ever, fat chick in revealing clothes shit… NICKI MINAJ IS AS MUCH A MONSTER…AS SHE IS AN IDENTITY CRISIS… I have no idea why that was in caps…my computer has a mind of it’s own… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS The post Nicki Minaj in her See Through Good Morning America Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if I am saying this because I am jealous that these Treats! dudes out of LA get all these aspiring models and instagram models naked for their rich investors at their parties, paving the way for a constant flow of sugar babies to a sex obsessed group of rich men….you know always recruiting the hot girls, who think it’s the hot place to be, so that they can live that LA life being hot…and I’m not invited… But I find all these hot girls posing like assholes for no reason boring, stupid, a waste of time, uninteresting, uninspiring, garbage.. Yes they are hot, so many girls are hot…some hotter than others, but so many girls have enough of what I need to get off…a vagina… So seeing these idiots posing like they are fucking selling product, or doing the Vogue, or who the fuck knows, just constantly makes me laugh.. It’s all over instagram, it’s like do you not realize you look like an asshole trying to look hot and amazing… It drives me fucking crazy…just stand there, pump you booty out, bend so you look like you have a waist, what’s the post of this again? Oh right, because we like naked chicks… It’s just so dumb…but I’ll still look, because it is stll naked chicks, but I think it’s time people dig a little deeper than these cheesy fucking shoots…we get it, you can pose, or you can push a button on a camera…but what’s the fucking point…creating disposable bullshit art? ok..showing off tits…ok…. I expect more out of these millionaires….but Julia Lescova is still naked, at least she’s naked, if she wasn’t naked these photos would be real fucking dumb… The post Julia Lescova for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie… I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke… Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me. The post Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Emma Rigby. She’s a UK Actress who I guess was on a popular show called Hollyoaks…and apparently, she’s also an aspiring Glamour model with too much plastic surgery, trying to draw as much attention as she can to herself, by wearing see through tops and posting the shit to instagram, as we’ve learned this Free The Nipple campaign has targeted hipsters into showing their nips cuz they are young and grew up without bras on thanks to American Apparel, but brings out any attention seeking hooker eager to pull out her tit to get noticed… Both…speak to my empty, sad, soul… The post Emma Rigby for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I took an Art History class many fucking years ago, I don’t even remember it, but it was when I figured out that art is a fucking lie, as is talent except maybe for musical talent, and really every one is just lying to us….it’s all a fucking scam.. But I would like to interpret these photos as Kendall Jenner posing with puppets that reflect her nad her families existence as puppets to the media and America, where they do what they need to do to provide entertainment, but puppets don’t get paid for their appearances, and this shell of a human, who represents all evil and all that is wrong with the world…is just getting paid millions of dollars by a brand to peddle their product to her social media audience that is huge, because intagram models get the fashion jobs now, because fashion is about pushing product people don’t need, packaging it as trends, to sustain waste and constant production in sweatshops of bullshit that is overpriced garbage… And it’s safe to say, I’d rather she followed her sister’s lead and did the sex tape. Because sex doll exploiting herself, is better than daughter being exploited by her money grubbing, greedy, sugar baby mom on a mission… The post Kendall Jenner Posing with Puppets for Fendi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you… I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law…. This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me… But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do. The post Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time… Because we are basic, this is basic marketing, it’s why we bought beer in the 80s…and cigarettes in the 60s… Speak to our penises…and we’ll listen… The post Kendall Jenner in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s safe to say that Lourdes Leon is doing better than Zoe Kravitz… Because she’s just showing off her tits like her mother… Not dating her mother… These celebrity kids are fucking weird…just raised by self involved, narcissist, horrible people, who have too much fucking money…and infrastructure that lives a very unrealistic existence…making these people social experiments… The post Madonna’s Daughter in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
