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Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup…. And I’m sticking to that… Because I’m not sticking it to her… Sicne we don’t know each other and if we did we probably wouldn’t get along, you know with her whole being British and a model..and me thinking she’s too tall…and her thinking I’m too short and fat…it’d never work.. But I’ll still look at her tits…because nipples used to be something sacred I could exploit and now they are so mainstream and boring, yet advertisers still think I’m porn… Fuck those guys..even if you’d rather be fucking this guy.. The post Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crista Cober for Numero of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Crista Cober… She seems like she could be Canadian…fuck Canadaians….possibly Jewish, fuck Canadians, because you can’t say much about that other thing, since they own the media and thus the world, and I am a fan of them, but fuck Canadians…but I can’t be sure, I don’t follow her on instagram, which to me means that we’re practically dating, especially since she’s only got 500 real fans…making me 1 – out of – 500 people she can ignore but still sees all the attention I give her.. I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but she’s the cover girl of Numero, which is probably a huge deal for her…meaning I missed my shot, and not based on every second pic of her on her internet being up on some male model dude…but because once these girls get a cover they turn evil… I guess what I’m trying to say is… Cool pictures bro… The post Crista Cober for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move.. All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter. You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge… Here are the pics…

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