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Is Lindsey Graham About to Get Outed? [Rumors]

Gay rights activist Mike Rogers , the professional outer of closeted, hypocritical gay politicians, claims to have “pictures of a man who spent the night” with Sen. Lindsey Graham . He’s supposedly meeting with his lawyer today before releasing them. More

The Spider-Man Musical Needs to Call It Quits [Disasters]

In light of the most recent accident at the Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark , we just cannot stay silent any longer! This is a terrible and, evidently, dangerous show that they need to pull the plug on. More

The Harrowing Tale of an Amtrak Train Stuck on the Rails for 10 Hours [Scary]

A train from Baltimore to Philadelphia stalled on the tracks for ten hours last night. With doors locked and electricity waning, passengers cried and fought for emergency rations. A local news reporter happened to be on board, and tweeted it. More

Judge Who Ruled Health Care Reform Unconstitutional Owns Piece of GOP Consulting Firm [Conflicts]

Henry E. Hudson, the federal judge in Virginia who just ruled health care reform unconstitutional, owns between $15,000 and $50,000 in a GOP political consulting firm that worked against health care reform . You don’t say! More

The Life and Times of a Colombian Cocaine Submarine Captain [Video]

Gustavo Alonso was the captain of a cocaine submarine based in Colombia, until he was arrested at sea with 3.5 tons of coke on board. He soon realized that solitary confinement in prison was better than working for the cartels. More

White House Refuses to Release Donors to David Axelrod’s Charity [Secrecy]

In 1998, White House senior adviser David Axelrod co-founded a charity aimed at curing epilepsy, which his daughter suffers from. It raised $800,000 last year from corporate and private donors. The White House won’t say who they are. More

George Soros Is Everywhere [Conspiracies]

We learned last week that international Jew George Soros had infiltrated Sarah Palin’s inner circle by hiring her adviser Randy Scheunemann . But the old man’s tentacles are long: Not even Palin’s Alaska running mate is clean of Soros’ foul fingerprints. More

Anti-‘Obamacare’ Congressman Doesn’t Understand How Health Insurance Works [Sigh]

New Maryland Republican Representative Andy Harris won his seat on a platform of resisting the expansion of “government-run or government-mandated insurance.” He also spent Monday demanding to know why he had to wait 28 days for his own government-run insurance. More

Justice Department Sues Infamous Joe Arpaio, ‘America’s Sheriff’ [Lawsuits]

The Justice Department has thrown yet another lawsuit at America’s loony desert dingbat moon colony, Arizona. This one, however, was filed against obnoxious self-serving tyrant Joe Arpaio, sheriff of Maricopa County, for refusing to cooperate in a civil rights investigation. More

North Korea Only Has 65 Friends on Facebook and Is Gay [Foreign Affairs]

Exciting news, comrades: Our Facebook friendship with North Korea is “awaiting confirmation.” The North Korean government has apparently set up an official Facebook page . But they only have 65 friends. And North Korea is gay? More