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Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is such fucking garbage…but you can see her nipples and average at best face….she got from her dad turned momma….while she lip syncs some Marilyn Monroe scenes / songs / in different outfits…in one of the easiest videos to produce ever… I guess in her defence, not that anyone should ever defend a garbage Kardashian who along with her family is better off dead….with their greed and disgust in their no talent beyond knowing how to sell product to retards…thanks to being born into a family that knows how to sell product to retards….because they are whores…and thus get booked for shit…like she matters…and thinks she matters…because I guess when they world things you matter – you matter. I like that she’s not fat and dumpy like her sisters, you know she’s got the white genes…probably Bruce’s only child that he birthed through his man pussy – but what do I know…very little that’s the answer…very little… The fact this is considered art, talent, anything of value just shows you how pathetic the low expectations of the content of the times are…really…step it up…give me something, anything of value to deal with…garbage people. The post Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is such fucking garbage…but you can see her nipples and average at best face….she got from her dad turned momma….while she lip syncs some Marilyn Monroe scenes / songs / in different outfits…in one of the easiest videos to produce ever… I guess in her defence, not that anyone should ever defend a garbage Kardashian who along with her family is better off dead….with their greed and disgust in their no talent beyond knowing how to sell product to retards…thanks to being born into a family that knows how to sell product to retards….because they are whores…and thus get booked for shit…like she matters…and thinks she matters…because I guess when they world things you matter – you matter. I like that she’s not fat and dumpy like her sisters, you know she’s got the white genes…probably Bruce’s only child that he birthed through his man pussy – but what do I know…very little that’s the answer…very little… The fact this is considered art, talent, anything of value just shows you how pathetic the low expectations of the content of the times are…really…step it up…give me something, anything of value to deal with…garbage people. The post Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a very important life lesson brought to you by Emily Ratajkowski this monday morning…and that is that it’s better to keep your mouth shut if you look more birdfaced than you already do…when you try to smile…you know save those mouth openings for job auditions / castings / and attempting to get work to polarize and legitimize being a low level, despite the money you make, model….when really you’re just a set of tits, reduced to a set of tits, that she’d probably hate ever admitting, because it takes away from all the hard work she’s done – that only gets noticed due to her tits…. I guess it’s also aspirational, because you know if you do have tits and an average at best face, something most girls with tits can attest to, people will celebrate you, and thanks to angles, the internet, clever photo tricks, angles, duck face on the bird face, you can make that weird face look like it’s pensive, pouty, just been fucked, confused, sweet, delicate…..because the internet is a lie… NOW…if you’ve ever online dated, you’ll know the fatties are less fat in the profile pics, the faces less mangled, it’s the internet motherfuckers, sure people don’t troll te way they used to, anonymously, they troll as themselves…and here’s some Rat Cow trollin’ as she continues to get paid. The post Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a very important life lesson brought to you by Emily Ratajkowski this monday morning…and that is that it’s better to keep your mouth shut if you look more birdfaced than you already do…when you try to smile…you know save those mouth openings for job auditions / castings / and attempting to get work to polarize and legitimize being a low level, despite the money you make, model….when really you’re just a set of tits, reduced to a set of tits, that she’d probably hate ever admitting, because it takes away from all the hard work she’s done – that only gets noticed due to her tits…. I guess it’s also aspirational, because you know if you do have tits and an average at best face, something most girls with tits can attest to, people will celebrate you, and thanks to angles, the internet, clever photo tricks, angles, duck face on the bird face, you can make that weird face look like it’s pensive, pouty, just been fucked, confused, sweet, delicate…..because the internet is a lie… NOW…if you’ve ever online dated, you’ll know the fatties are less fat in the profile pics, the faces less mangled, it’s the internet motherfuckers, sure people don’t troll te way they used to, anonymously, they troll as themselves…and here’s some Rat Cow trollin’ as she continues to get paid. The post Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss’ Sister Lottie Takes a Stab at Modeling Thanks to Her Name Since That’s all it Takes of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is not necessarily being able to jerk off to her tit pics in magazines and tabloids, even though that would be my favorite thing about being Kate Moss’ sibling…it’s like jerking off to the hotter model girl version of yourself…and you know all porn siblings, from the Kardashians to Pam Anderson to anyone with a sex take has jerked off to their naked sister…because people are weird narcissists and genetic attraction is a thing… But that’s not the point of this story, this is about Lottie Moss, the younger Moss sister, who is actually only a half sister, and could even be Kate’s kid for all we know, you know families have secrets….but what isn’t secret is that this one is in magazine as a model, all because of her royal sister’s career…and it must be nice to be not as cute, riding coattails, getting an audience and paid…it’s like all you had to do was be born to make it happen…solid deal.. The post Kate Moss’ Sister Lottie Takes a Stab at Modeling Thanks to Her Name Since That’s all it Takes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.” …..one that created a star out an average at best talent…. She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real” She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.” I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to…. Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does… The post Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Still has a Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter loves showing off her ass -it’s hilarious. I don’t know who advised her that mooning the world – or that she’s 5 sizes smaller than she actually is, so that her long ass is barely covered – or maybe it’s her attempt to be a normal teen at the mall, this is how they dress, but overall it is pretty amazing. Now I don’t love teens with fat asses, I just see what they will look like when they are 25….but I shouldn’t be like that, I should be happy her fat ass isn’t too fat yet, it’s not like I am going to marry her or her average at best face….I am just going to stare at her cellulite thickness – that she’s willingly showing the world….owning her body, because being rich and famous and on a TV show isn’t enough self expression for her, she wants dudes jerking off to her…and dudes are jerking off to her, mainly weridos who watched her grow up like the Neighbor’s daughter…but I’d assume some black dudes are too… It’s all in good fun, I think all girls should dress like this, body positive makes for better content for my eyes, looking on confused as to why it happened…but still looking.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Still has a Fat Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele’s Cleavage of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking – and that is that Lea Michele is a dude, how could she have cleavage, but you’re forgetting that she plays a woman on TV and that Bruce Jenner has cleavage and he’s a dude, not to mention as an Obese man, I can have cleavage and there are a handful of men, who I always laugh at and will regret laughing at, who even get breast cancer and have to get mastecomies I guess she’s either jacked up hormone therapy to complete her transition, or maybe she’s got breast implants, along with face fillers because this isn’t what she used to look like, or maybe she just hit puberty because she was stunted to get into Hollywood… Here’s an old pic of her in a bathing suit… There’s a lot of pressure being average at best looking in Hollywood, even with a voice of an angel, but at least she’s trying to keep up with the instagram whores dudes prefer jerking off to rather than embrace her flaws and start campaigning for body positivity…. I guess what I am saying is unattractive girls look better with tits.. Here is a lingerie looking pic she posted on social media… The post Lea Michele’s Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the whitest that white spray tanned Kylie Jenner has ever looked. I guess her facial injections are and tan to look like Kim K are fading – she’s going back to what she was born to be – average at best – awkward even – chubby white girl the black guys fuck – but based on her father, I doubt being anything she was born to be is in the cards… Here are some very important pics of her from her instgram / snapchat with her new face.. The post Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marina Orlova’s Russian Leaked Pics of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marina Orlova is a Russian youtube celebrity who did or does some video called HotForWords – that I have a feeling I’ve seen over the years – where she explains the definition of a word or something – I am far too lazy to look into it…I just know she’s American based…. Apparently these are leaked nudes, that we know were probably not leaked at all – because once you’ve made that youtube money – you gotta do something to next level it…and nudity or softcore nudity – seems to be the answer… She’s Russian, and Russians are hyper intelligent, well trained and disciplined and she knows what she’s doing…. She’s Russian and even with average at best tits, is still amazing… Sure I prefer when the RUssia we all liked, back when it was communist and very fucking poor, where the people just craved Levis and Michael Jackson….while fighting for rationed toilet paper.. I liked Russia when it was regulated, when their TV and video equipment was from the 1950s, when their whores had to actually escape and risk their lives…that’s when all these hot Russians were bred. But these hot Russians taking over the free world, while sex working strategically – you know as models or instagram stars – or hyper intelligent youtube stars – also works…even if it’s not the workcamp kind of work I’m sure their mother’s had to work while raising them in their cold water communist ruled flat… The post Marina Orlova’s Russian Leaked Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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