If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
ALL THESE INSTAGRAM MODELS ARE THE FUCKING SAME… Seriously, I’m so bored of “shoots for the sake of shoots”…and “model for the sake of being models”…they are all the fucking same….any average at best, or hot at worst like this Maya chick, are all doing the same things…these staged bullshit “editoria” shoots that all look the fucking same, are styled the fucking same, seem cheesy as fuck the fucking same, but that also have nipple in them – because toplessness get the shoots more reach… I mean I don’t care what stylized hipster inspired catalog shit is being put out there, when I get to see everyone naked, it cancels out the garbage factor…but that doesn’t mean it’s not garbage. The post Maya Stepper is the Naked Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kesha, who I guess took the money sign out of her dumb fucking name, was created by a serious producer named Dr Luke, who basically has a lab where he puts out pop music hit after pop music hit, and in being in that business of creating hits, he’s took Katy Perry’s hipster party girl BFF under his wing and singed her into a management contract, and produced hit songs and made her a huge fucking star…. But as these things work out, and not just in creepy dude maximizing and making dreams come true for desperate girls, but in anything, people just refuse to admit someone made them and anything but their own talent and drive made them…. So Kesha released a song to remind you she exists, since she’s techinically not allowed to do any new music as she’s cutting ties with him, by saying he sexually assaulted and beat her…because that’s the easiest way to get out of contracts that ban her from producing music with anyone but him…fair pay off if you think about all he did for her from a rational perspective, but exploitation from the courts perspective, so this week…she will be set free and it will be another story of ungrateful girl using her vagina to trick a guy to help her get where she wants to go…and she did a cover of Amazing Grace to celebrate that.. The truth is, these are all a bunch of spoiled fucking brats who make average at best pop music because they know the formula and the general population is dumb as fuck… What a joke…she’s not even hot…and In more interesting news, here’s a stripper and a snake… Here are some memorable KESHA moments… The post Kesha’s Amazing Grace Cover is LOLZ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to sum up Emmy Rossum’s acting with these pictures from the Shameless season premiere…a show that pretty much made her, and that I like to say was the lucky turning point for her, where she was so unemployed she was debating going into porn, so showing tits for a show with William Macy, seemed like a better option…but the reality is that she was probably rich, never had to work, which is why she was able to get to Hollywood and wait around until something like this came up…because acting is a rich person activity, that whole “risking everything to make it”…is just a storyline, all these idiots have parents or sugardaddys who were willing to pay their rent… Either way, great acting job for an average at best, now famous and well paid person who has blocked me off social media possibly after telling me off…because these idiots also take themselves too seriously…it happens with being coddled spoiled pussies..who in this case aren’t showing their pussies…but tits count for something… TO SEE HER BORING AND AVERAGE AND COVERED UP AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find this celebrity bullshit so tiresome, boring, repetitive, same story with a different cast soap opera that is actually what gets people into movies…in this marketing scheme that the general public buy into because they have shitty lives… But every once in a while, while I contemplate suicide, I see something like this “Rihanna Chris Brown”…sex screenshot..that is neither Rihanna or Chris Brown…unless you’re a racist and think all black people look the same which based on emails I get from the site…i would think is probably the case…you trashy fucks The post The Amazing Rihanna Fake Sex Tape Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Ratajkowski makes me laugh…you’d assume she’d have expired by now and that no one would care about her now…but yet she’s still doing nude shoots for atteention… She gets naked as often as she can, it’s her marketing strategy that works…because her fake tits are so crucial to everything that is her career and existence..because her fake tits are so almost not fake that they are great to look at…while the rest of her is average at best…but with the fake tits that may not be fake but that are fake or aren’t they fake that make her above average… Which is awesome, for her…for us…for everyone….because her body is…hot… She’s just proof that you don’t need talent to get work…something we already knew before…you just need followers and all you need to get followers is to get naked and own that naked…and that’s just great… She came along and made it work for her..while barely working…but more importantly, she helped many men come…because they like tits. She’s the TILA TEQUILA of the instagram generation…and I think I love her, but only cuz she hates me..something I like it girls I love.. Pics by Mark Sacro The post Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Wilde is some cunt who changed her name from Cockburn, even though Cockburn is a more marketable name, especially from someone who fucked her way to the top…of whoever this guy is…where you can all see her average at best, overrated always, ass from a show I assume she’s on… She’s just another illegal stealing American jobs who should be deported, but who managed to scam her way in…and who the fuck knows why…I guess she’s a connected rich kid from the UK…who can buy her way into the right circles by leveraging her last name…before changing it because that’s the kind of disrespectful entitled cunt she is… The post Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Wilde is some cunt who changed her name from Cockburn, even though Cockburn is a more marketable name, especially from someone who fucked her way to the top…of whoever this guy is…where you can all see her average at best, overrated always, ass from a show I assume she’s on… She’s just another illegal stealing American jobs who should be deported, but who managed to scam her way in…and who the fuck knows why…I guess she’s a connected rich kid from the UK…who can buy her way into the right circles by leveraging her last name…before changing it because that’s the kind of disrespectful entitled cunt she is… The post Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Biel has managed to do very little in terms of acting since being on that show with the pedophile from Seventh Heaven….I mean she really only did one scandlous shoot, once in her life, and that was enough to put her on the map, and more importantly, put Justin Timberlake onto her, and inside her, to which she just behaved…she just figured out how to lock him in a behave…because he’s rich as fuck, a good person to link up to a make babies with, you know stick to the long haul…so that she can focus on her true passion….doing squats…because this ass, is solid…something we can assume Homosexual Timberlake insists on because he can only cum if her muscular back…has a muscular ass…which I guess as she gets older gets more feminine…and she’s married and probably doesn’t care if homie leaves her…she’s got him locked down in contract…and it’ll pay better than any bullshit acting job she coulda got over years she spent trying to make her baby…and that ass..shit that ass…even though all young girls have asses like this… Here she is on Practicing Abstinece A video posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on Oct 19, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Academy award winning deadbeat dad Eric Roberts made this Emma Roberts character…and her aunt Julia Roberts…we can assume gave her a career…because as her dad was doing D List movies and cocaine and hookers…aunt Julia was the biggest thing in Hollywood and not just because of that mouth…and average at best looks…but because they chose her to be that person… That doesn’t mean that Emma Roberts isn’t hard working, she probably has to be, to help pay her dad’s mortgage…you know due to hitting rock fucking bottom all the time….throw the young girl into the mix, get her famous and in movies and on TV… I think her little teen body, despite being 24, is kind of hot. She’s positioned herself as a fashion social media star, she’s hireable, fuckable, even if crazy, angry, broken, filled with daddy issues and I like her little body despite being 24…and these pics, fucking typical…her outfits…fucking typical…but she’s plastic and from Hollywood, what do you fucking expect…she can’t have a soul…not her fault… The post Emma Roberts Does Hip and Young to Stay Relevant for Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
