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Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy…. I mean…except fo the tits…they are big… Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With the news of Jared from Subway pleading guilty on child pornography charges, because clearly the dude was a creepy pervert all along, he just managed to distract the world with his weight loss gimmick and million dollar pay out…. I figured I should post pictures of the no longer underage, but pretty much 30 year old look the last 5 years, Kylie Jenner and her sister, in what looks like a face tuned photo, giving them an unhuman waist to hip ratio, because up until this past week, her tranny face she got from her father, made so many men creepy, borderline sex offenders…mainly Tyga who was fucking her…openly, and not punished for it… I guess it is safe to say this family is the fucking worst…below average at best…yet celebrated for being vapid, money grupping, brats…in bikinis… Did I mention they are in bikinis, because bikinis, like sex tapes, make people relevant.. The post Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s no secret that everyone, even ugly chicks, consider themselves Instagram models, and some of them actually get work, if they hustle instagram properly…and every time I meet a 4 foot 11, 200 pound, broken down faced girl….with a fat ass…who tells me “I’m a model, just working on my personal brand, because I am an influencer, and it is important for me to really represent myself properly”…before posting pictures of her spread ass just barely covered…for the 100,000 followers she’s got…because she spreads her ass on the internet… The real issue is that most of these girls, especially the ones with low level followers, are just hookers or surgar babies, pretending they aren’t hookers are sugar babies… Anett Pikula…goes one step further…and got arrested in Arizona with 135,000 dollars of cocaine…it’s like suck that instagram model who wants that millionaire life….and get her to cross the border because border guards are idiots and see through your “model” act..with a passport with stamps from around the world..as fast as everyone else in the world does..hooker.. Here are her average at best, hardly a model, but she was taken around by a rich guy….so I guess that makes her think she is…it’s easier to stomach…a stomach that is too big in that bathing suit to be a “model”… The post Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Ass in Lingerie for Shitty Music of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bull Dyke who I assume Pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, before he settled down with this crazy, thick necked, mayan looking monster, who is “bi polar” and I guess “bi sexual”, and down to have a good old time when not making shitty must for idiot kids that are still fans of hers from the early 2000s….and why not do it edgy by showing the world your ass…or at least enough of you ass for a grown man like me to notice and think it was noteworthy and worth bringing to your attention, because talking about Demi Lovato is totally normal behavior..for grown men.. This girl has an insane fucking fan base, I guess it’s the latin thing, and the crazy thing, all piled together and squeezed into fetish gear, while being average at best in cute…and below average in caliber of her shit music… I guess what I am saying is that we don’t need more fat chicks in lingerie. The post Demi Lovato’s Ass in Lingerie for Shitty Music of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing…. That or…they just have a cloning facility that is run by Josephine Skriver’s dad… Either way – Raica Oliveira is 30. She’s too old to model, but pulls out her tits, and as I learned from my grandmother, you’re never too old to pull out your tits, there will always be a fucked up gringo willing to throw money at you… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is….. I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off… Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots… The post We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume there is a fetish in seeing Krysten Ritter, an actress you’ve heard of before, but can’t place, because she average at best in level of hotness, and her career is equally lacklustre, but what do I know, maybe she’s been in a lot of things, maybe she’s been in the right nerd thing, that generated a solid audience for her, I don’t watch TV, or movies, and I have no idea what is going on… I just look at random pictures from set that look like she either had a miscarriage or her period, and I know there’s a fetish in that…. That’s the extent of my pop culture analysis ability… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Kendrick is a massive star. Everyone fucking loves her. She constantly gets work. I assume it is based on being accessible as fuck, average at best, where girls and gay guys think she’s just fabulous, probably thanks to Pitch Perfect…all it takes is one likeable character… I find her irritating, at least to look at, because I don’t hear words when people like her tale, so whether a good actor or not doesn’t matter…not that I think acting is something you can be good at, but rather just a fucking scam as a whole, I wouldn’t know, because I”m too irritated to notice… I assume it stems from her weird mouth….or maybe it is her in a weirdo one-piece…but this is the first time I’m seeing that…and my dislike of her is deep-rooted…just fuel to the not hot enough to be as rich and famous as she is hustle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski for Cosmo of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski. It makes sense to me. Here is her Cosmo shoot. She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything… Fuck this trick….pics…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Red Lipstick on a Redhead Fetish of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan’s old face having red lipstick applied to her gutter mouth that has had so much contact with random genitals…is porn to at least one person, and that person happens to be me… I am a huge Lohan fan, watching her fade into obscurity has brought me great joy, I am just waiting until she really hits rock bottom and I can find her on some street corner and nurture her back to average at best actor who could win the Oscar for her roll in anything that involves her struggling, because the Oscars are a fucking scam and celebrate talentless hacks yearly..and Lohan…is no hack…she is the real fucking deal…and I may or may not be in love.

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