I love the fact that Elizabeth Hurley is now an Instagram model! Usually broads her age are at home watching soaps, shoving chips down their throats. However, Liz will have none of that. Instead she is taking pictures of herself in little bikinis and hanging onto her youth by a thread.
The Queen of Instagram doesn’t disappoint! Emily Ratajkowski will keep flaunting her awesome body every chance she gets and Little Tuna will appreciate every moment she does. Enjoy the show fellas!
See, now this is what I hate about this damn never-ending winter: it means we’ve still got a few more weeks of pictures like these ones of Helen Flanagan walking around with her awesome body all covered up. Enough of this crap, it needs to heat up stat so we can start seeing hotties like Helen going for a stroll in tank tops and booty shorts again. Either that or she just needs to move somewhere warm, like my bedroom. I’m willing to turn the heat up as much as my mom lets me. She’s very particular about the thermostat. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Once again, we’ve got Tulisa Contostavlos bikini pictures. I’m digging the top row bikini pics, but the bottom row should never be worn again. I hate when chicks wear these 50s style swimsuits. There’s a reason why they went out of style and there’s absolutely no reason for these celebs to keep trying to bring them back. They’re just too god damn ugly. So please, let’s put an end to them. On another note, Tulisa was celebrating her 25th birthday on July 13th. I was going to get her a present, but UPS doesn’t allow naked bloggers to be shipped overseas in a box.
I guess there is a Paparazzi who has a major crush on Leilani Dowding because we keep getting these “candid” pictures of her. Not that I’m complaining because she does have an awesome body, but other than seeing her prance around in a bikini, I don’t have a clue what she does. Anyway, after reviewing her Facebook page, I’ve realized I’ve made a huge mistake. Leilani is extremely talented. Watch how she can can balance herself with one leg on a medicine ball! I bet Scarlett Johansson can’t do that.
I have no idea who Ashley SKy is, but I do know that she has fake tits, and that Terry Richardson is taking pics of her, so either he’s using her to tap into his creative porno caliber pics, or she’s actually something mainstream and this is for a magazine…but really who fucking cares why he got this tall, awesome body naked, what matters is that she is naked…but not naked enough. I need more fucking nipple to make my day complete, but I’ll take it anyway…I’m always into being introduced to new girls I can try to masturbate to when bored.
I kind of hate waking up to awards shows. There’s so much famous cleavage, and so little time. But then I find pictures like these of Sofia Vergara and all is right in the world again, thanks to the hottest Latina MILF on the planet. It’s exactly what I needed. Forget coffee, Sofia Vergara’s awesome body in a tight dress is nature’s pick-me-up. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: WENN.com
I had never heard of this Danielle Harris chick before, so I actually had to look her up. Apparently she’s one of those actresses who does nothing but horror movies. I still have no idea who she is. Anyhow, she tweeted a couple of pictures of herself in a bikini so I’ll make an effort to get to know her. My name’s Tuna, I like gin and tonics and bikini breasts…. Tell me about yourself princess. @hollywoodtuna1
Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara showing off a whole lot of skin on the set of her show Modern Family the other day. She’s looking a little chubby. Not that I care, she’s also wearing skinny jeans and dropping some awesome cleavage so I’m good. I hope it’s only her character who’s supposed to be pregnant, because I don’t want this hottie to ruin that awesome body of hers. What a shame. Maybe she’s just pregnant with a beer baby… I know how you feel lady.