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Awkward Bikini in the Snow Dance of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s cold as fuck where I am and I don’t have the resources thanks to not investing all the money I never had into start-ups in 2008 like I was Ashton Kutcher, you know to get a piece of everyone’s pie, making me a billionaire.. Instead I focused on bullshit dog shit money, probably the worst money a site with the traffic I used to get could get, because I just cared about drinking… So that now I can’t afford a nice insulated house with state of the art, or really any heating system.. Instead, I’m in a cold as fuck, damp as fuck, basement with a spaceheater than may kill us in our sleep.. What better way to celebrate winter, and the bullshit that is winter, than see some woman we don’t know awkwardly dance in a bikini for social media.. If you don’t like that’ – here’s a bikini snow angel… The post Awkward Bikini in the Snow Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Cast of Pretty Little Liars Slutty Update of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Pretty Little Liars , but I know it’s a popular show and the girls on the show, have a pretty massive fan base, because I run a blog about these celebrity model bitches, even if I don’t give a fuck and I don’t participate in the scene…or digest their bullshit content…I am too busy sexting… What I do know is that chubby Ashley Benson’s Got Cleavage of the Day that she was showing off in a photoshoot, and that you can stare at because you like cleavage…even on chubby chicks, especially when they are photoshopped and in black and white so you don’t see anything vile…. I also know that Canadian Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day because she’s got a rocking fucking body, and she wants the world to see it, and talk about it, outside of Pretty Little Liars character, since she’s at that pivotal moment of not being typecast, so that she can continue to work and make money in the industry….it’s like give people jerk off material as Shay Mitchell not as the character she plays…or some shit.. The post The Cast of Pretty Little Liars Slutty Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Quirky Emmy Rossum’s Awkward Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look at those terrified, old, tired, bag filled eyes…it’s like fresh faced doesn’t exist in the world of Emmy Rossum, who like so many other female actors lacks swagger and looks, but we deal with it, because they are the ones getting the jobs…in the shows we watch…in our mindless lives…that we pollute with mindless television…like robots…thanks to it’s addictive nature for population control…. What I’m trying to say is that Emmy Rossum is not hot, naked or not naked, in a bikini or not in a bikini, in a sex scene or not in a sex scene and if anyone tells you otherwise, they are just an idiot who can’t get laid, who has never left the house and who has never been on instagram…because the world is filled with girls who are far hotter.. Sure they aren’t on TV, don’t have sex scenes, but even with that, this Emmy Rossum bitch is so average and boring….even in a bikini top. The post Quirky Emmy Rossum’s Awkward Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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