‘Life-Size 2’ is finally happening, and Tyra Banks says Lindsay Lohan has ‘got to’ be in it.
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Tyra Banks Says Lindsay Lohan Has ‘Got To’ Be In Life-Size 2
What do Scott Disick and Don Draper have in common? Several things, actually: They’re both blackout drunks; they both have trouble keeping it in their pants; and the equipment that they struggle to keep sheathed is the subject of endless fascination on the Internet. Yes, the year is young, but it looks like we already have a winner for the 2017 Jon Hamm Giant Penis Award . The Lord himself, Scott Disick, stepped out wearing a pair of flattering sweatpants recently, and the world was immediately reminded that you can’t spell “Disick” with D-I-C-K. You can check out Scott’s package for yourself, or you can enjoy several hundred words of in-depth analysis below. Seems like an obvious choice, if you ask us: Like the Bieber Wang before it, the Disick Dong proves that a genetic link between douchiness and So if you’re a young woman who’s considering kicking your habit of dating self-obsessed jack-holes and finding yourself one of those mythical “nice guys” – don’t do it! Is the increase in your peace of mind worth the the absence of an extra-large helping of manmeat in your life? We think not. Sure, there’s been talk of Orlando Bloom having a bigger penis than Justin , but that might be the exception that proves the rule. Citing that example is like saying, “Where’s your climate change now, Obummer?” on a cold day in January. We have no choice but to defer to the scientific community on such important and complex matters, and right now, all we know is that 100% of the two biggest jerk-asses in Hollywood are packing between the legs. Now, you might be saying to yourself, “Oh, what about Jon Hamm? I heard he’s a nice guy.” To which we reply, “You’re wrong, and Hamm is reportedly kind of a DB .” We rest our case. Anyway, let’s get to the really important matter here, which is what all this tells us about Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina: In short: it’s clearly magic. The latest reports have Kourtney hooking up with Bieber again, just weeks after her latest reconciliation with Disick crashed and burned. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV When two of the industry’s most sizable douche dongs just can’t stay away from your hoo-hah, you’re clearly working with something special down here. We’ll have further updates on these supernatural celebrity genitals as more information becomes available.
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Scott Disick: Internet Flips Over Size of the Lord’s Dong
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Azealia Banks has never really delivered on her early promise as a hitmaker. (In fact, she has has yet to attain “one hit wonder” status.) But she’s still managed to remain relevant by starting fights with vastly more famous celebrities and genuinely behaving like a person who’s been given a platform despite having flushed her meds several weeks ago. Amazingly, despite the fact that she’s been screaming for attention in new and increasingly batsh-t ways for several years now, Azealia still has the power to surprise us. Take, for example, the video she posted last month, in which she revealed that she’s a witch who sacrifices chickens in the closer of her New York City apartment. We don’t think anyone was that coming. And then there are Ms. Banks’ political views . During the election, the rapper’s followers were shocked to learn that Azealia is a Trump supporter. It’s surprising in the sense that she’s expressed liberal views in the past, but so much when you consider the fact that Azealia is an angry racist . Then it makes perfect sense. Anyway, Banks is pissed – pissed! – that Trump’s inauguration is being headlines by 3 Doors Down and some woman who came in second on America’s Got Talent, and she would like to personally make the entire country say “Who?” by taking the stage herself: “Saw the entertainment line for the inauguration it made me very upset. This is an EPIC moment in modern history and it should def be celebrated in style'” Banks wrote on Facebook yesterday. “I would love to perform at the inauguration.” Most of Azealia’s fans reacted with confusion (the guy who commented, “The devil is in this post” seemed to just about sum up the consensus), but Banks has at least one fellow Z-list Trumpeter in her corner. Noted professional troll Milo Yiannopoulis commented that Banks is his “first, second and only choice” to perform at the inauguration. Azealia, demonstrating the political acumen that’s made her sought-after voice of reason in troubled times, replied: “Me and you in the front row looking MAAAAD cute omg we would break the internet.” And people thought Trump wouldn’t bring our country together. Already, he’s uniting bigots with nothing in common but their hatred and insecurity!
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Azealia Banks to Donald Trump: PLEASE Let Me Perform at Your Inauguration!
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OK nerds, this one’s for you: according to my sources, these shots of Elizabeth Banks all covered in dirt and dressed in green spandex aren’t from one of those artsy “high-fashion” photoshoots I never understand. They’re the first look at her character in the new Power Rangers movie. And I’m guessing that’s probably giving at least a few of you nerd boners right now. Personally though, I think this costume could use a little less green and a lot more skin. Continue reading
Azealia Banks has written a public apology letter to Zayn Malik, whom she trashed on Twitter back in May.
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Azealia Banks’s Apology Letter To Zayn Is Five Months Too Late
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We don’t know who is telling truth or who is not but the story Azealia Banks told us may have not been true about Russell Crowe. Check out Banks side of the story below! Now that we have Banks point of view, Crowe’s party guest say that Banks’ POV wasn’t the case at all! Check […]
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We don’t know who is telling truth or who is not but the story Azealia Banks told us may have not been true about Russell Crowe. Check out Banks side of the story below! Now that we have Banks point of view, Crowe’s party guest say that Banks’ POV wasn’t the case at all! Check […]
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Drake and Tyra Banks act out a “fight at Cheesecake” for his new “Childs Play” video, which has the rapper eating his words and a face full of dessert thanks to his sneaky ways.
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Drake And Tyra Banks Get In One Intense Food Fight For ‘Childs Play’
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Rapper and social media villain Azealia Banks is becoming increasingly more famous for her feuds than her music. The outspoken rapper has had feuds with men, women, and even children, including 14-year-old Disney star Skai Jackson. Now Banks has beef with iconic hip hop station, Hot 97 and its most famous radio personalities, Ebro Darden and […]
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Guess That Shade: Which Radio DJ Did Azealia Banks Just Call “Cornbread Face”?
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