I know I like to rag on all the so-called “models” out there currently taking over the business, and no, it’s not just because the Hadid sisters won’t take me up on my invite to come over for a “tuna sandwich.” It’s also because legitimately hot supermodels like Barbara Palvin here get ignored because of all those rich kid wannabes. And that’s a total shame, if you ask me. So let’s correct that by giving Barbara the attention she deserves today. I figure 30 seconds ought to do it. Maybe even 45 if I can break my old record.
Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right.. I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be… I do know that anyone with a penis, has known sisters they want to fuck, or see fuck each other, at least I know that every girl I’ve dated with a sister, I’d look at the sister and think, damn, why did I get the shitty sister, the other one is so much better, I’d like her to sit on my face, while the one I date eats my ass, how can I make that happen….well..it’s hard to make happen, because most sister aren’t like these sisters, willing to fuck each other for money, and really that’s a flaw in society…we should raise sisters to feel it is ok to lick each other’s asses for the benefit of men watching on everywhere…it does great in porn. The post Naked Halpin Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand… That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money… Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be…. It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Nina Agdal shows off her boobs Fleshbot Chloe Khan areola peek in white bikini Taxi Driver Movie Caitlin O’Connor topless with a snake The Nip Slip Barbara Palvin see-through photoshoot Drunken Stepfather Carolina Lavinia topless for C-Heads (header image) Egotastic All Stars Bridgette B is a distracting teacher Boobie Blog … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Nina Agdal shows off her boobs Fleshbot Chloe Khan areola peek in white bikini Taxi Driver Movie Caitlin O’Connor topless with a snake The Nip Slip Barbara Palvin see-through photoshoot Drunken Stepfather Carolina Lavinia topless for C-Heads (header image) Egotastic All Stars Bridgette B is a distracting teacher Boobie Blog … read more
Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to show her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits and doing it on TV….the more accessible pre-internet media takevover.. Sure, she’s a mom, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds or Gosling, or who the fuck cares, some fucking Canadian named Ryan….and she’s not the hot slut naked in all the movies…like the well paid instagram model pre instagram who knows how to get fucking paid…. She posted this picture and it’s safe to say…she fucking brings the fucking goods…substantially hotter…but that could be a comparison issue…like when average chicks hang with fat pigs to be the hot one in the group…but the extreme fucking version of that… The post Eva Mendes Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin was the big 18 year old Victoria’s Secret who got even bigger…as she got older…both in fame and size…thanks to attaching her to Justin Beiber to divert from Married mom Miranda Kerr fucking Beiber…like some kind of patsy…until eventually being so fucking big…physically but still a Victoria’s Secret model….because you can’t turn back on the girls you created…you just put too much money into them to ignore…same thing happened to Kate Upton… She’s been relatively boring for a Victoria’s Secret underwear model, but titty grab pics for instagram – that’s good. The post Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alright, so I’ve showed you who made the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and who should’ve made the cover , now here’s the best of the rest: Lais Ribeiro , Ana De Paula , Kelly Gale , Rose Bertram , Myla Dalbesio , Samantha Hoopes , Hannah Davis , Hannah Ferguson , Barbara Palvin , Bo Krsmanovic , McKenna Berkley , Bianca Balti , Nina Agdal , and Kate Bock . I tried to pick a favorite out of these girls, but then remembered I didn’t have to — I can just drool over them all at once. Sometimes it’s good to be the boss. » view all 27 photos
Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear…. You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar.. Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times… The post Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! A Topless Ashton Flutey Hits a High Note Fleshbot Poppy Delevingne braless in her black party dress Taxi Driver Movie Kate Beckinsale pokies in a pink dress The Nip Slip Elsa Hosk, Barbara Palvin, and More Topless (header image) Egotastic All Stars Lena Paul teasing the plumber Boobie Blog Sofia Richie oiled up hotness Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: Holiday Matsuri Double Viking … read more
