It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Fairy Tale Movie Heroines Fleshbot Elsa Hosk nipple peek out on the street Taxi Driver Movie Chanel West Coast braless in a mesh top The Nip Slip Barbara Palvin’s bare ass Drunken Stepfather Jodie Gasson topless workout (header image) Egotastic All Stars Some nude Alexandra Zimny outtakes Boobie Blog Josephine Skriver holiday lingerie Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: NY Wintercon Double Viking … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Fairy Tale Movie Heroines Fleshbot Elsa Hosk nipple peek out on the street Taxi Driver Movie Chanel West Coast braless in a mesh top The Nip Slip Barbara Palvin’s bare ass Drunken Stepfather Jodie Gasson topless workout (header image) Egotastic All Stars Some nude Alexandra Zimny outtakes Boobie Blog Josephine Skriver holiday lingerie Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: NY Wintercon Double Viking … read more
Here’s some bullshit neither of us care about…but big girl Barbara Palvin playing Sharon Stone in some Love Magazine – has no great original ideas…but people celebrate them – because they work with people who have mastered the scam, have a huge following, and that’s just what matters these days…if they are in Victoria’s Secret they exist and Love Magazine is there with their bullshit concepts like SHARON stone…something parodied so many times…only instead of it actually showing Palvin cunt…it shows us nothing, is empty, and isn’t even a parody of shit…yeah, Basic Instinct is more edgy than you basic fucks….garbage…but I’ll post it because I like garbage…low concept, fast food, clickbait, garbage… The post Barbara Palvin Does Sharon Stone Because She’s a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Between that Barbara Palvin shoot yesterday and now this one from Elsa Hosk , I’m pretty sure lui just became my new #1 favorite magazine. So what if I’ve never read a single issue? When the pictures are this good, you don’t even need articles. Playboy could really learn a thing or two from these guys. Yow!
Between that Barbara Palvin shoot yesterday and now this one from Elsa Hosk , I’m pretty sure lui just became my new #1 favorite magazine. So what if I’ve never read a single issue? When the pictures are this good, you don’t even need articles. Playboy could really learn a thing or two from these guys. Yow!
I don’t know what happened to Barbara Palvin . It seemed like she was all set to become the next big thing in the modeling world, and then all those wannabes like the Hadids and the Baldwins and Jenner sisters took over and we stopped getting any new photoshoots from this hottie. But she just did a sexy new shoot for lui , and if this doesn’t make people start paying attention to Barbara again, I don’t know what will. Yow!
I’ve always liked Barbara Palvin . She’s smoking hot, but she’s not as famous as some of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there, which means I might have more of a shot. We’re talking 0.0000001% more, but hey, I’ll still take it. Anyway, here she is with a new cover shoot for Maxim , and apart from the topless shot, these photoshoots are all so lame these days. If you ask me, they need a new photographer with fresh ideas. Like getting these models on trampolines or getting rid of all that pesky clothing. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes… Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need… I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important… Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny… The post Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
