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Halle Berry Grocery Shopping Milf Porn of the Day

At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts…. A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing… Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…

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Lindsey Vonn Does the Sharon Stone of the Day

I live in Canada. I have lived in ski country Canada. I am pretty much an expert on skiing pussy and that is that the best kind of skiing pussy is the kind who is there on a ski trip, whether with family, friends, or school. The kind of girl who thinks it would be fun and ends up on the bunny hill all day, before spending the night in the ski bar getting wasted, soaking in hot tubs and all that other good stuff. The professional skiing bitches are the worst kind of ski pussy. I’m not talking about weekend instructors who are there to party and fuck, but the racing chicks, you see in the tight outfits training, with goggle tans and legs the size of tree trunks, tits as beefed up as a male body builder, full thickness that allows them to hit their ridiculous speeds. They are never hot or dainty and are really just like dude. So when I saw Olympic Lindsey Vonn doing the Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, I couldn’t get into it, cuz I know when she uncrosses her legs, her rugged ski pussy is something I don’t ever want to see. I saw Ladybug, I know how these things work….

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First Debate – Part 1

Attending the first Presidential debate – an incredible, historical event in its own right – with your dad as one of the candidates, is an amazing experience. I was a bundle of nerves and excitement immediately prior to and during the debate as the world watched on TV. I was so proud of him throughout the entire 90-minute program. The Ole Miss campus in Oxford was a beautiful location and the hosts were very gracious. Below is the first series of pictures from the debate. I’ll post the second set tomorrow. From here we go to New York and then to California where I’ll campaign for my dad – without my parents! Song of the Day: “TKO” by Le Tigre

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Oxford and Sacramento

As election day draws near, I have had the distinct privilege of branching off and campaigning for my dad with Shannon and Heather, while continuing my book tour. At first I was extremely nervous, but this is such a fun little tour to be on and I am having a blast meeting all of the incredibly dedicated volunteers at McCain-Palin offices around the country. I am so grateful to be having such an enjoyable, free-spirited, positive experience meeting such amazing volunteers and supporters; signing books for some of the cutest kids I have ever seen; and working every day with my favorite people in the world. Shannon, Heather, Frank, Melissa and Josh – You rock my world! I am a lucky girl to have such supportive, beautiful friends at my side, helping to elect my dad as the next President of the United States! We’ve been in Oxford and Sacramento and are headed to more cities in California before spending a few days in Ohio. We’ll have a big suprise for all of our readers in Ohio… trust me, I couldn’t be more excited for our trip to Ohio! Song of the Day: “Good Souls” by Starsailor

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