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Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day

I used to have this racist joke where I would tell everyone that every black actor was Denzel Washington, so whenever I would reference a black actor I would say “It’s like when Denzel Washington played Bill Cosby on the Cosby Show”…or “Did you see Denzel playing Chris Rock, what a joker”…and it would offend every white person I would say it to.. It wasn’t an all black people look the same, even though someone told me that all races think everyone of the other race look the same, it’s just the white people who get the hate for it… It was more a commentary that Hollywood chooses one black person to play the token black character so that the can’t be called racist…I’ve heard on set they call them “the black panther”…or something equally racist… But obviously, I’m always the bad guy…even though Don Cheadle is the one banging the fuck out of this white girl on House of Lies…winning the award for inter racial sex of the day.. Nicky Whelan is an Australian who I think did her best work for this PRE FAMOUS MICRO BIKINI SHOOT …but in the early 2000s, I used to jerk off to micro bikini shoots so it speaks to my soul…black on blonde fetishes hasn’t really happened yet, seeing as I don’t have a blonde wife I want to see destroyed by huge cock…but every blonde girl I know…LOVES this man dingo fetish shit…take it in. The post Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model, who has done very little beyond being in Sports Illustrated, except maybe a lot of dudes with a lot of money for either a by the hour or per orgasm rate, but then again, she’s a “published model”, they usually like their hooking to feel more like “casual dating” and their rent being paid is just gifts from the billionaires they let cum on their faces… I am not a fan of Nina Agdal for a few reasons, the main one being she’s got this retard head or forehead that looks like it should be in a bike helmet at all times so that she doesn’t damage the little part of her brain that still works…you know like she’s got special needs and is doing this model thing due to a special work program or some affirmative action program where the media need to hire at least 1 retard per bikini magazine issue, 1/2 a black person, 3 fat chicks and a tranny to keep everyone happy… We live in a world that panders to the offended person, instead of telling the offended person to fuck off and to stop being such a pussy bitch, people control and craft content around the offended person so not to offend, even if they are being totally irrational in being offended – so we need representation of all people to avoid controversy…bullshit.. We also live in a world where being in a magazine, celebrated by a magazine, that doesn’t even pay you, can boost your ego into some terrible unappreciative, brat from Denmark where she should be sent back because she’s done here… But she’s got a nice tight body, not necessarily tight to penetrate, but tight due to fitness, since being fit is her one task she needs to maintain… I guess this is her bullshit fitness routine…for her social media that she can sell to advertisers because a bikini model doesn’t have much more to share of any substance beyond monetizing and objectifying their bodies / ass / tits / vagina via boyfriends… This is so basic and desperate…and you love it because I said you do. The post Nina Agdals’ Bikini Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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