I guess Kate Upton finally realized she needed to step her social media game up if she wanted to compete with all the busty Snapchat models out there these days. See, it’s not enough to just do bikini photoshoots anymore. You’ve also got to send out bikini videos to your followers pretty much 24/7. And having a cold is no excuse. I always knew Kate was a hard worker.
Kelly Brook is fat – but like most fat girls if she lies on her stomach to hide her belly, that may even be a pregnant belly, I don’t know what she’s been sticking up inside her, since I Don’t give a fuck about Kelly Brook….but remember the miscarriage I am sure was an abortion that made her make the move to the USA to be Hollywood tits…that never made it…but had already made it in the UK as a titty model… I just know when you take a titty model out of her titty element and cover up her tits – it’s hard to really figure out what she is, who she is, or if she even exists…. But I guess when your tits are as big as Kelly Brooke, you have to manage them with care, as to not disgust everyone who thinks they may or may not look good…because they are tits. To See a Picture of her Snorting Butterfly at some event looking fat CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good …. Here’s her birthday dance – amazing.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys…. Here we go: Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut.. Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut… Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut. Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut… Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut. McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT… Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut.. Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut. Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT… Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT The post Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is one sturdy bitch….so sturdy that she divorces her husband and took him back because she needs a Hockey player to fuck her the right way – slamming her into the walls and shit… These are some bikini videos, I don’t know why, what they are for, but her big mom tits are in them and for Hilary Duff fans, aka some serious creeps…why isn’t an issue, just celebrating that they happened is… Take them in… TO SEE THE PICS OF HILARY DUFF HOT CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Bikini Tits Video Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People may not know this based on the bratty behavior of celebrities…but they all love attention. They only moved to Hollywood for attention. There is no talent, there is no passion, there is no art…there is just some asshole who thinks “I’m good looking enough and persistent enough to get myself in movies, make a lot of money and really just carry myself into retirement, because I’m awesome”…and idiots who do casting buy into the bullshit… Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people, so even with her not being all that famous anymore, she’s running around in a bikini, but more weirdly, creating this bikini videos of herself that remind me of a snuff film or shitty porn…and I’m not going to try to make sense of it, because I don’t care…but I know these motherfuckers love cameras and all of their phones must have so much self produced content of their narcisstic and vain selves…that it’d be disgusting…something I’d expect videos of Michele Rodriguez rolling around to be…only for some reason I dig em… To See Her in a Bikini FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE