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Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art… I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong…. But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to… The post Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul… Now…Here’s a creepy video of her… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good …. Here’s her birthday dance – amazing.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Ashley Benson Mocks Amanda Bynes for Instagram of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This cunt Ashley Benson is trying to mock the ever amazing talent that is Amanda Bynes, the Disney Star I consider my Spirit Animal… I guess this is what you do when you don’t fucking matter. You know when you’re jealous that a crazy bitch is getting more airtime than you. You know when people don’t know you exist or care what you post on the internet…all desperate for attention, trying to get people to like or look at your pics now that Springbreakers hype has died down and people are over your dumpy chubby body in a bikini…useless slut…I mean even if she was in a sex tape, people wouldn’t care. She’d be out sold by Farrah Abraham, and that’s a fate worse than death, or working the Starbucks counter at 45…same thing… This, Kick her while she’s down. #cyberbully shit, just isn’t funny. It’s actually pathetic and makes me angry. It makes me feel the need to defend Amanda Bynes’ honor, and make an example of this Benson cunt, you know really destroy her at her soul, cuz Hollywood goes through these girls like they go through abortions, since no one uses condoms, and girls like this are a dime a dozen, and it’s just a matter of time before she falls off into crazy…only difference is that no one will care when she does… The funny thing in all this is not that girls are cunts to each other, all jealous of each other, we already knew that…the funny thing is that that she didn’t even get her bad joke right…