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Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day

Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood…. Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with… I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day

My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day

Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day

Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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