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Kylie Jenner Rocks SUPER Short Dress, Flaunts Thigh Scar

You may have thought you knew everything there was to know about Kylie Jenner, but despite her many, many semi-nude selfies , there are some physical features that even the queen of Instagram usually keeps covered. On the left, we have Kylizzle hanging out at Art Basel in Miami. On the right is a close-up of Kylie’s leg, captioned, “I love my scar.” While Kylie is usually secretive about her physical traits and abnormalities (The girl lied about having lip fillers for years.), she once opened about about her thigh scar in an interview that brings to mind Heath Ledger’s Joker: “When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide-and-seek and I hid inside this really tall enclosed gate,” Jenner explained at the time. “After a while when my sister didn’t find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. “I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It’s smaller now though because I grew!” Pssht…little Kendall was probably off somewhere practicing her runway walk! Look what you’ve done, Kendall! In case you were wondering, Kylie still hasn’t made any mention of the birth of Saint West on her social media pages, which seems a bit odd, but who knows? She might be working under instructions from Kim and Kris. According to early reports, Kim did not deliver the baby through C-section, so unless there are some botched plastic surgeries that have been kept under wraps, we guess Kylie is the only one with any cool scars for now.  View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time… I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way… The post Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexa Vega Abs of the Day

Alexa Vega is the Mexican who I assume Robert Rodriguez really fucking liked when she was a little girl, since he made her his spy kid….a spy kid who ended up growing up with a barely there acting career, but a hot body that reminds us that you don’t actually need a career as long as you’ve been in one movie, that shit can carry you into the arms of a rich dude in the industry,, so that you can focus on your abs… lookin’ good…. The post Alexa Vega Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Eggert’s Breast Reduction Show of the Day

This is a terrifying video clip from a show I guess is called Botched Plastic Surgery, where they go in and try to fix up shitty plastic surgery, but I could be wrong, I didn’t bother googling it.. I was too busy trying to understand Baywatch Babe Nicole Eggert’s tits that she wanted to have rebuilt, now that she’s 50 and built like a 50 year old, all broad backed and scary enough for me to never want to see her in a bikini, or really see her topless with her nipples censored… So this show is on E!, who are known for their quality programming, and they creation of Ryan Seacrest…and it is 5 minutes of talk about fat old lady tits…showing fat old lady tits…that if you’re 40…you probably jerked off to on Saturday nights… I see enough fat tits in my day to day…but this plastic surgeon is pretty awesome! The post Nicole Eggert’s Breast Reduction Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy

I don’t know who Erin Richards is and my internet is shit, so I am not going to try to look her up, because ultimately, she doesn’t matter and all these idiot actors or celebrities, or people attempting to be celebrities, and people who are now officially considered celebrities because they booked a TV show, bore me…I am much more interested in everyday girls getting half naked for the pure love of male attention, rather than girls getting half naked to get paid..not that Esquire paid her to do this, but it is part of her PR program to keep in people’s minds and to continue to get paid, and it commodifies the whole thing, taking away the raw and real “I get naked because I want to give you a boner” component that is so fucking key to half naked pics.. Either way, here she is… The post Erin Richards in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind… The post Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind… The post Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

Ashley Tisdale brings hope to girls everywhere, that as long as you are rich, famous, and have dudes everywhere wanting to be up inside you…even if you had botched plastic surgery, you career is dull, and you’re not as cute as you’re marketed to be…coupled with being Jewish enough to find a quality Jewish man who needs a Jewish girl to make him babies that are Jewish too, instead of those ghetto money grubbing converts, you can live happily ever too…and post honeymoon pics of yourself in a bikini…all wholesome at least in comparison to all the trash that is going on… For some reason, I think there’s some level of merit in this. I mean Ashley Tisdale could just as easily posted pics of her spread asshole crying for attention, but she’s keeping things G Rated, and in a world full of smut, the G rated stuff is starting to become pornographic, appealing and sexy, like happily “just” married and starting a family like a good girl bikini pic, is replacing the single, sex crazed, half naked at the pool party crying for likes because I am an instagram selfie….

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