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Scott Disick: Forced to Take Breathalyzer Before Seeing Kids?!

Scott Disick has been partying harder than usual lately. And if you know Scott Disick, you know that’s an extremely dangerous state of affairs. The thing is, Scott always drinks too much , stays away from his kids for too long, hooks up with inappropriately young women, etc. So when he goes on a bender that reaches epic proportions even by his lofty standards, it’s not hard to see why those closest to the 34-year-old become concerned. Not that an addict needs a reason to indulge (and at this point, it seems there’s little doubt that Dicisk is in the grips of a powerful addiction), but Scott’s latest downward spiral was reportedly prompted by the news that Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima . The romance seems to have confirmed what Scott feared most – his relationship with the mother of his children is really over for good. Insiders say part of the reason for Scott’s recent bad behavior is his desire for revenge on Kourtney . So there’s a sort of tragic irony in his misconduct: He’s acting out to get his ex’s attention, but he’s only pushing her further away. In irate comments to her inner circle, Kourtney has stated that she hopes Scott will be a better man for the sake of his three kids. Now, it seems she’s not taking any chances that he’ll shape up on his own. “She is requiring him to take a Breathalyzer test before he takes the kids anywhere by himself,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “At first Scott was completely resistant to doing it, but now he’s agreeing.” Yes, it seems Scott will have to prove he’s under the legal limit before he’s permitted to spend time with his children. It’s the latest sign that Kourtney is through playing around with her troubled ex. Insiders say it hasn’t been easy, and Kourtney hates feeling like she’s coming between a father and his kids, but she’ll do what she feels is necessary to ensure her children’s safety:  “Kourtney is still seeking full custody with supervised visits,” says the source. “The problem is that the kids love Scott so much and they really do not fully understand what is going on,” the insider adds. “When Scott is not around, the kids are always asking where their daddy is and it breaks Kourtney’s heart.” View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV Will knowing that he’s permanently damaging his relationship with his children convince Scott to get the help he so clearly needs? Only time will tell, but it seems it’s a risk Kourtney is willing to take.

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Porn Stars Blow into a Breathalyzer at the AVNs of the Day

Porn Stars may not really matter these days, since everyone fucks on camera, even for free, usually in hopes of getting famous, but they are still this brand of human that is drawn to a trashy fucking industry, that think it is awesome, and that don’t even make that much money doing what you’d think would be unheard of things to do on camera… But as someone who knows a lot of porn stars, I’ll say that most are hyper intelligent and just don’t give a fuck about people watching them fuck, they are interested in sex and being fucked in different ways, like going extreme with the shit, and they find it an easy vehicle to get them where they want to go, since it makes more money than working at the Video Store, or wherever trashy girls willing to fuck on camera work, gives them the illusion of fans and fame, and if anything it’s easy fucking work..where they get paid more than the male talent….in what Feminists fighting for pay equality should celebrate.. That said, here’s a video of a bunch of Porn Stars taking a Breathalyzer at the AVN awards…and surprisingly…not one blows over the limit…because I guess they aren’t drunks, but rather addicted to other things, like being double penetrated and cummed all over on set….Good times.

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Artie Lange Bombards ESPN’s Cari Champion With Sexist, Racist Tweets [Photos]

Comedian Artie Lange (formerly of The Howard Stern Show) is known to be crass, outspoken, and sometimes, down right crude… Continue

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Slizzard Fail: Drunk Man Eats His Breathalyzer Results To Avoid Being Charged With A DWI

Drunk Man Eats His Breathalyzer Results To Avoid DWI Charge A drunk New York man who had the bright idea of eating his breathalyzer test results to avoid facing a DWI charge now faces even more charges….and a world of embarrassment. via Gawker A man faces multiple charges after attempting to eat his DWI breathalyzer test results  after being arrested in Tarrytown, New York. According to the AP, New York state police stopped 40-year-old Kenneth Desormes, of Greenwich, Connecticut, when he was speeding on Interstate 95 at 5:30 a.m. on Sunday morning. He was reportedly arrested after police spoke to him and determined he was intoxicated. Desormes was taken to the state police barracks in Tarrytown, where the pieces of his plan fell into place. While his breathalyzer tests results were printing, he reportedly grabbed the documents from the printer and attempted to quickly ingest them. AP reports he was charged with “driving while intoxicated, obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering.” SMH.

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Samantha Lynn Goudie Gets WASTED at College Football Game, Tweets "Epic" BAC from Jail

YOLO, people. YOLO. Samantha Lynn Goudie, a 22-year-old University of Iowa student, had a few dozen too many Saturday, as she tried to rush the field during a game against Northern Illinois. Campus police stopped her before Samantha could cross the line, taking the Lindsay Lohan wannabe into custody and giving her a breathalyzer … on which she blew a .341. Seriously, a .341. The legal threshold for intoxication is .08. Samantha Lynn Goudie Reacts to Breathalyzer Results: YOLO! And how, you ask, do we know Goudie blew a .341? Because she Tweeted the results FROM JAIL! “Just went to jail #yolo,” she wrote , followed by: “Blew a .341 in jail” and “I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic.” YOLO is one reaction to this incident. Another? SMH. But while it’s shocking she could ingest this much alcohol and continue breathing, much less stand upright, one aspect of this story is not the least bit surprising. Samantha’s Twitter handle is @Vodka_Samm.

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Florida Crazies: Miami Man Popped For DUI Tells Officers They Should “Fear Him” Because He’s Killed People For Pablo Escobar!

Drunk as a skunk with a body in the trunk?? Florida Man Arrested For DUI Says He’s Killed People For Pablo Escobar Via Sun-Sentinel After a deputy clocked the black Hummer traveling at at speeds of up to 110 miles-per-hour in Big Pine Key, he pulled over the driver, John Quincy Chaney, according to a news release from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. Chaney, a 64-year-old man from Miami, had trouble walking as he exited his car. He told deputies he was the owner of a company doing the road construction work in Key West and that he’d been working for 72-hours and just wanted to get home to Kendall and his nine cats, according to the release. However, Chaney reportedly failed field sobriety exercises, and a breathalyzer test performed later confirmed he was drunk. In his pocket was a prescription bottle for Endocet with his name on it –but the bottle contained two other substances not on the prescription, the release stated. At the Detention Center, Chaney apparantly talked a blue streak. The release stated Chaney told the deputy he’d smuggled cocaine into the country from Columbia, had been involved with Pablo Escobar and had killed people in the past. He also told the deputy that he should fear him. Then Chaney made an offer the deputy could refuse: Chany said the contract he has with Key West is worth 14-million dollars and he offered the deputy a deal — $30,000 if the deputy would tamper with the results of his breathalyzer test, according to the release. Pablo Escobar huh? Yeah, right, you know Pablo Escobar about as much as Rick Ross knows Noriega, the REAL Noriega…SMH

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