Tara Reid is a fucking Corpse, but in being this Zombie that she is, the living corpse walking from Spring Break party to Spring Break party, she’s become a bit of a legend….teen comedy movies to perpetual party animal…to botched fake tits…to Sharknado to whatever the fuck this is…where she’s still partying…she’s been consistently a fucking mess on all fronts…and I’ve loved it all… I mean, these pics of her panty flash aren’t as fun as her dead corpse pussy flash that I distinctly remember happening in the past, but that I am too lazy to google, but they are still fucking amazing and I just can’t help but wonder what it smells like… She always looks half dead, unhealthy, now mangled like a cheap hooker, and I can only imagine her pussy meat is in the same condition and I love that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tara Reid Zombie Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I may not be into Bella Hadid or anything she represents, from her garbage trashy LA family, to her sister’s career, then her career, it’s all paid for, it’s all nonsense, but it is actually happening, and I guess I shouldn’t resist a rich kid getting half naked for money, I should just watch it… I am into these pics of her jumping off a boat in a bikini, all defying gravity or some shit…it makes for a pretty legendary cameltoe…one that has been violated by at least one big black dick that I know of…and now violated by a brown bikini…. I like it but maybe just because I know this is what she’d look like killing herself…. The post Bella Hadid in a Bikini Cameltoe Jumping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I may not be into Bella Hadid or anything she represents, from her garbage trashy LA family, to her sister’s career, then her career, it’s all paid for, it’s all nonsense, but it is actually happening, and I guess I shouldn’t resist a rich kid getting half naked for money, I should just watch it… I am into these pics of her jumping off a boat in a bikini, all defying gravity or some shit…it makes for a pretty legendary cameltoe…one that has been violated by at least one big black dick that I know of…and now violated by a brown bikini…. I like it but maybe just because I know this is what she’d look like killing herself…. The post Bella Hadid in a Bikini Cameltoe Jumping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson? They are so yesterday’s news. These two actors and real-life friends received an abundance of well-deserved accolades for their performances on True Detective Season 1. But the opening eight episodes of this HBO drama wrapped on Sunday and now we’re looking ahead. Who should anchor True Detective Season 2 ? Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen, of course! The stars made their case in a hilarious spoof last night, driving around, crushing cans of beer and singing Cher lyrics. Watch the skit now and come on… don’t pretend you wouldn’t watch True Detective Season 2 with this pair at the center of it: Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Where does this rank among all-time Jimmy Kimmel Live sketches? You tell us! 15 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 4. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 5. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 7. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 8. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 10. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 11. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 12. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 13. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 14. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote!
We have a new contender for Worst Use of Photoshop in the History of the Internet. Congratulations, Target! The company became the laughingstock of the World Wide Web today after an ad for a two-piece bathing suit went viral… with the model at the center of it missing a certain key piece of her anatomy. Did you catch it? Look closer… We hate to tell readers to zero in on a woman’s crotch, but, well… where is the bottom part of it?!? As if this weren’t embarrassing enough, take a look at the model’s armpits. Yikes! She has spikes coming out of her skin! In a statement to Buzzfeed, a Target spokesperson said: “this was an unfortunate error on our part and we apologize. We have removed the image from our website.” But the damage has already been done. We’ve seen the magic of Photoshop transform a model into a supposedly perfect, Barbie-like figure before, but when will companies learn?!? Leave well and curvy enough alone. 10 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop Open Slideshow 1. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” View As List 1. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” 2. Lena Dunham in Vogue This GIF points out all the spots where Vogue edited a Lena Dunham photo. Interesting to analyze, huh? 3. Jennifer Lawrence Photoshop GIF Jennifer Lawrence is beauty as it. Why change her, people? WHY?!? 4. Miranda Kerr: Where Did Her Hips Go? Check out Miranda Kerr in these side-by-side images. Notice anything different?!? 5. Ashley Greene: Fakest Photo Ever! We somehow aren’t buying this Ashley Greene photo. She doesn’t appear to really be sitting in front of that house. 6. Rihanna Glamour Magazine Cover We think this is a photo of Rihanna. But it could be Michael Jackson. Come on, Photoshop! 7. The Heat Poster This is not what Melissa McCarthy looks like, let’s be honest. These UK posters for The Heat came under a lot of fire. 8. Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Poster Ashley Benson called out her own show for this poster. The Pretty Little Liars look totally fake in it. 9. Photoshop Use Highlighted in Dramatic Viral Video How does Photoshop transform its subject(s)? This dramatic video will open your eyes. It’s crazy! 10. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch.
Bobbi Kristina Brown has posted a new bikini photo online. And it’s making some people think of Rachel Fredrickson . The only daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is posing in a tiny swimsuit in the photo, which was snapped by husband Nick Gordon and accompanied by the caption: “I gotta bad b––––.” But once critics started to respond in the comment section, the couple was forced to defend Bobbi’s figure. “My baby is perfect the way she is,” Gordon Tweeted on Tuesday. “And for the record she was made that way why change I know she is beautiful.” Added Brown: “I am my mothers child! Have you ever heard of a #fastmetabolism ?” Damn, lol, it’s incredible how the world will judge you 4ANY&EVERYthing.” It’s true that Houston was famously gaunt, but many attributed that fact to the drug problem that eventually took her life. Bobbi and Gordon are no so strangers to controversy, of course. They became Man and Wife last year even though Gordon was taken in by Houston at the age of 12 and raised as her son/Bobbi’s step-brother. Study the photo above and decide: Is Bobbi Kristina too skinny? Yes, eat a cheeseburger! No, she’s fine I just hope she’s doing okay View Poll »
Here is George Clooney’s new Italian girlfriend, she was born in 1978 so I guess that makes her too old for me to wanna fuck, but too young for Clooney to date without looking like some kind of pervert who only fucks young hot pussy. At first I thought that she was some local girl who he met in a cafe eating pasta or whatever the fuck they do in Italy, who won her a Clooney and calls all her friends to brag about how she is the vagina to some big American star, but it turns out she’s some actor and model and TV host who is obviously trying to make it in the USA and the best way to get seen is to date a famous person, especially one everyone keeps tabs on who he is stickin his dick inside and since Hollywood is all about money and business deals, I’m sure Clooney owns the rights to her and is gettin’ paid out of this. Either way here’s a retrospective (ha) of some of her work…
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