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Elsabetta Canalis Sunbathing Topless of the Day

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE It is safe to say that Elsabetta Canalis is probably pretty pissed off that George Clooney chose another girl to marry under contract for a minimum of 3-5 years because it makes him look less gay. He’ll even throw in a kid and 20,000 dollars of child support for said kid per month, for the rest of it’s life, because it makes him look less gay. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE I mean the reality of the situation is that Elsabetta Canalis only really exists in America because she was signed to George Clooney’s girlfriend management contract, I guess he figured she was a safe one to keep his secrets in lockdown, because of the language barrier and her level of irrelevance the second he found another girlfriend… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE Whether her showing her tits to the paparazzi is a cry for attention, to say “Hey remember me”…in hopes of a little international glitz and glam for old times….or if showing her tits is her being European…she’s still showing her tits…and for some reason, despite it being a win for us, and not a big deal for her, I find it sad…like she’s defeated…and lost her gold digging… But the good news for her is that she’s still hot enough to find a socially awkward billionaire who thinks dating George Clooney’s sloppy seconds, not like George Clooney ever fucked her, but rather just brought her to events, is a status symbol… And I don’t care, I just like the tits. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anne Hathaway Copies Emma Stone and Makes a Difference of the Day

You’d think she could afford better stationary. I mean this cardboard box is a little too beat up and homeless. I mean just last week I started chatting up a girl with a sign that read “Hungry, Trying to Get Home, Anything Help”, I was trying to help her come up with a better slogan, and I’ll I got was “Will Suck Dick, but if you fear my rancid mouth, I’ll use my hand, in latex glove, for a dollar, don’t pay til you spray”….I figured she’d have higher impact on her hustle…I also thought maybe I could save her, but she when she went into withdrawal…and started convulsing I had to leave, I didn’t want to get blamed for her death… All this to say, Anne Hathaway reads gossip blogs, pays attention to what other “celebs” are doing, and copies them because she’s got no original thought at all… But more importantly, I’m not tired of celebs stealing from each other, in fact, I’d love them to do it in a death match… I am tired of them stealing from the poor, giving nothing back despite pretending to in the self righteous, self absorbed way…all while thinking they are fucking heroes in their luxury life… Fuck yourself Anne Hathaway. The rest of the pics HERE

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Anne Hathaway Copies Emma Stone and Makes a Difference of the Day

Breaking: Miranda Kerr Is Still Really Hot

Not that it comes as much of a surprise to my regular readers, but Miranda Kerr somehow always looks hot, no matter what she’s wearing or where she is. She could be in a cardboard box under the freeway and she’d still look like a million bucks. Anyway, case in point, here’s Miranda getting off a plane rocking a pair of tight jeans and looking her usual supermodel self. I bet she just woke up too. I love this woman. » view all 20 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever Miranda Kerr Is A Little Chilly Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts Photos: WENN.com

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Ginger Spice in her Ill-Fitting Jeans of the Day

The only time I like seeing women in ill-fitting clothes is when they are teenage runaways who only have one pair of pants for their journey they set out on a few months and 20 pounds earlier.

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