I’ve gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying Britney Spears ‘ transition from Cheeto-dust-covered soccer mom to super-hot MILF. Not only does it give me a serious pants fire, it also gives me hope that maybe someday, I could get super fit too. If I put down the Cheetos and hit the gym 24/7. Actually, on second thought, screw that. That sounds like way too much hard work. I’ll stick with the snacks and Britney GIFs and pants fires instead, thanks.
It feels like the entire social-political world has cracked open. FBI Director’s getting fired. Travel bans. Trumpcare. Flaming hot Cheetos going mad on Twitter. The winner of last night’s Miss USA pageant Kara McCullough coming off more like Stacey Dash than the sister and ally we had hoped to find in her. In theory […]
Lost in the commotion over President Obama’s reelection : Colorado Amendment 64 legalized marijuana in the Rocky Mountain State on Election Day. Yes … the term “Rocky Mountain High” just took on a new meaning. Amendment 64, a measure seeking the legalization of marijuana for recreational use by adults, was passed by Colorado voters in a statewide reefer-endum (sorry). This makes Colorado the first U.S. state to end marijuana prohibition. Democratic Gov. John Hickenlooper, a vocal opponent to the bill to legalize pot , reacted to the passage of A64 in a statement late Tuesday night: “The voters have spoken and we have to respect their will.” “This will be a complicated process, but we intend to follow through. That said, federal law still says marijuana is an illegal drug so don’t break out the Cheetos or Goldfish too quickly.” Awesome quote. Indeed, the passage of the state measure is without historical precedent and the consequences and implementation will likely be closely-watched around the world. Although Colorado “legalized it,” it will be several months, perhaps as long as a year, before Colorado adults over the age of 21 can enjoy the legal sale of marijuana. It is unclear how the amendment’s passage will be reconciled with existing federal law, or how the drug will be legally sold and regulated in the state. What do you think? Is legalization of marijuana a good idea? Yes No Maybe View Poll »
Frito-Lay must have seen a dip in that good ol’ profit margin due to this new health kick that a lot of people are on nowadays. An unlikely name is about to step into the natural foods world: Frito-Lay. Today, the world’s largest snackmaker — often mocked by nutritionists for its Cheetos and Doritos — will unveil a revamped product line for 2011, with 50% of its snacks made from all-natural ingredients. “This is the largest evolution we’ve ever had in our product line,” says Ann Mukherjee, chief marketing officer at Frito-Lay. Until now, she says, 30% of its line was “all natural.” For example: •A bag of Tostitos Hint of Lime Tortilla Chips will lose all of these additives: monosodium glutamate, sodium diacetate and artificial colors. •Lay’s Barbeque chips will drop the monosodium glutamate and some other additives. But don’t look for major changes anytime soon in artificially flavor-laden Cheetos or Doritos. Whew! We all for giving people healthier options, but don’t f*ck up the the flavor of Cheetos Puffs or the Cool Ranch Doritos. That would be a tragedy. Source
You should submit your apology to BP. You can submit videos, photos, quotes, whatever you want, as long as you apologize for the thing you did to BP. Did you eat all BP's Cheetos? Did you forget to fill up their tank the last time you borrowed their car? Let it all out. Make amends. Say you are sorry. Click on this link to see previous comments, videos, photos, etc., all filled with heartfelt apologies to BP. http://apologizetobp.com/ added by: EthicalVegan
