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Emma Roberts Really Likes The Short Shorts

It would seem that Emma Roberts spends most of her time hanging out in denim short shorts, I’m not complaining, I just find it a little strange that she doesn’t seem to have anything else to wear. The other day she mixed it up a little with some thigh high stockings, which was pretty awesome actually, and here she is doing a little shopping in the classic denim short shorts and white t-shirt combination. Either way I like it.

Kelly Ripa Gets Waxed

I know that the title ‘ Kelly Ripa Gets Waxed’ is so stupid, what can I say I’m immature, but with all these egomaniac celebrities so excited about having a wax replica of themselves made it’s just too easy. Here’s Kelly and her waxy twin getting up close and personal at the Madam Tussauds Museum in New York City the other day. I don’t really understand this garbage, but I’d bang either one of these fine ladies. Call me.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

Blake Lively Is Surprisingly Average Looking

I love this Blake Lively woman, so it pains me deep in my groins to say this, but she doesn’t look all that good in these pictures. I know, it’s kind of shocking. Here she is at the National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Awards Gala of Who Really Gives Crap About Any of This Garbage Anyway held in New York City the other night looking surprisingly plain. I’m going to tell myself that she’s drunk and that’s why she’s making all the weird facial expression, with the eyes closed and the creepy smile. In which case I like her even more because I absolutely love drunk chicks.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Will Do Anything

Apparently Kim Kardashian will do absolutely anything to get her face on the internet, I guess she’s sick off all the ass pictures. Here she is at the grand opening of a restroom in New York City the other day, you heard me, a restroom. I guess if you’re going to get anyone to cut the ribbon for a crapper, might as well get someone who’s famous for her big fat ass.

Victoria Beckham’s Hot Skinny Legs

Here’s Victoria Beckham doing something I don’t care about in New York City the other day wearing a nice pair of tight leather pants. I don’t know what else to tell you, once she got the boobs removed, may they rest in peace, she’s become pretty lame. Sure she’s still got her hot skinny lady body, but it’s just not the same without the big fake floatation devices. It’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the damn jelly. Useless.

Jessica Simpson Keeps Her ‘Gifts’ Under Wraps

I was hoping that as we got deeper into the holiday season Jessica Simpson might consider unwrapping herself as a sort of early Xmas gift for me. It doesn’t look like it’s going to happen this year

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