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Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits… I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop… Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot… Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is… The post Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day

If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too… I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage…. Either way, here are the pics… The post Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day