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Aubrey O’Day’s Tig Old Bitties

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was out the other day enjoying some adult beverages when a really hammered chick in heels she could barely walk in and a tight tube top of a dress showed up to hit on me, or at least try, I couldn’t understand her drunken slurs. She may have been asking for directions. Anyhow, her breasts looked exactly like Audrey O’day’s do in these pictures. Alright, maybe not exactly like this, they weren’t tanned and I think they had some sangria stains on them, but they were all squished up like this… So close enough. What was my point to this story? Boobies!

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Megan Fox Gives Good Face

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think these are some ads for Armani or something like that, which is fine and I get that Megan Fox is pretty and all, but do we really need this many shots of just her face? We get it, sexy eyes and a really pretty mouth, but I want to see that sexy body of hers. Pretty please. Doesn’t Armani make bathing suits or thongs or anything? Come on guys, work with me here. She really is hot though, I’m mesmerized.

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Jessica Simpson is Having a Baby (Someday)!

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Simpson is Having a Baby (Someday)!

“I’m Having a Baby.” – Jessica Simpson to Life & Style Of course, this is the star (if she’s even quoted) talking about future baby plans, rather than a story about Eric Johnson actually getting Jessica Simpson pregnant . If that happened, the headline would read “Jessica Simpson: Pregnant!” You don’t fool us, second-rate supermarket tabloid … MORNING SICKNESS: She was actually just sick one morning . Really. A couple of side notes on top of the blatantly misleading headline: That’s one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. The girl is hot, if nothing else. Show it … or at least use a pic of her with Eric. If Jennifer Aniston is really “baring it all,” why is there a stock photo, circa 2002, on the cover? Not exactly a compelling teaser. We already saw the first Breaking Dawn photo . Come on guys.

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The Bachelorette: Faking Justin Rego’s Injury?

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe they call Justin Rego Rated R for Re-shot and Re-edited. On the June 7 episode of The Bachelorette, Ali Fedotowsky suitor Justin Rego famously limped, supposedly, to her mansion wearing a cast on his left foot. Or was it his right foot? That depends on what clip you watch! Hobbled wrestler Justin “Rated R” Rego was trekking up a hill one moment, then emerges in Ali’s talking-head moments later with it on the other foot. Hey, at least they didn’t show the cab dropping him off. Rated R Limps on Both Legs Pressed on this by Ryan Seacrest after some viewers noticed after the episode in question , host-pimp Chris Harrison admitted that it was staged … sort of. The editing was Harrison insists, but not the injury. “Our editing department

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Magazine Tries to Milk Brittany Murphy’s Death

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Way to go, In Touch . We’ve seen plenty of ridiculous tabloid covers in our day, and comparatively speaking, this one isn’t as bad as many in terms of flat-out lies. However, referencing Brittany Murphy’s “final interview” as an exclusive when it wasn’t and taking some quotes out of context?

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