While some celeb children are exploring the concept of time travel, earth levels and Scientology (no, no, no shade), Erykah Badu’s children are exploring…
Has anyone ever jerked off to a figure skater before? I have. There was a time before internet when I didn’t have cable, and the one channel my antenna picked up played figure skating every fucking Sunday in winter…I live in Canada…winter sports always win… so I had limited options, and those little athletic things in skirts flipping around…were all I had…panty flashes, camel toes…I mean when the men in the sport may be gay, and the concept gay, but when you break it down to panty flashes it makes fucking sense… Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in a bikini on Facebook. I guess to show you that she’s ripped…I like to think she is doing this for her fans, or maybe it’s for her coach who trained her real good from a young age to be a champion….you know how these sports go…filled with sex offence…
Pause Lana Del Rey, Sam Smith, and Jennifer Lopez, and check out Cakes Da Killa’s “Living Gud, Eating Gud,” MØ’s “Walk This Way,” and Low Concept’s “Girlfriend (Original Mix).”
At least one person is excited or shocked that Mariah Carey posted this picture of her in a bikini in the snow walking her dog, because it’s so scandalous, obscure, outrageous, attention seeking, inappropriate especially terms of celebrating the birth of Christ…to some even weird…and awkward… While I just think it’s shocking cuz of what her old, fat, mom body looks like…it’s like stick to singing and push up bras in low cut dresses girl…just because you’re man is still horny for you cuz he used to jerk off to you in high school…and motherfucker fucks you everyday – doesn’t mean the rest of us want in on this shit…keep your intimate moments at the ski lodge to your fucking self…. That said, I am from Canada, and I understand the concept of winter hot tubbing, it happens all the time, it’s probably even happening somewhere snowed in now…it’s no big deal…but when Mariah Carey does it…it’s definitely…big… I rarely say this, but girl put your snow suit on, you’re gonna catch cold…no seriously…put your snow suit on..it’s gross. TITS.
Candice Swanepoel is pretty alright. especially when half naked and up against a cop car like she’s some kind of terrorist from South Africa here to drop bombs on the beach in her bikini. You know, or a blood diamond smuggler that uses her vagina as her hiding spot. I mean seeing her bent over any car, in this position, would be worth staring at, the fact that it’s a cop car doesn’t make it any more interesting, because you know she’s just being silly, and really who cares what she’s up against, when all you gotta do is stare at that gap. She’s good at this booty thing…
Sophie Vlaming is another one of these models who has climbed the ladder of modeling by Taking High Concept Titty Pics . You know because it is art and not smut and it separates the girls willing to perform for their pervert photographer’s vision, rather than the reserved models no one wants anything to do with, even though the concept of getting topless for fashion, or for ten dollars a song, is virtually the fucking same. It’s getting ahead, using your body, and I am all for it. I always say any decent looking girl with a vagina, who is not using that vagina, to either get work, excel at work, or land a rich dude, who doesn’t have to be an asshole dude, but someone who can provide an awesome life for her without having to work as a waitress, is a fucking idiot. Use your moneymake bitches….and here’s Sophie Vlaming landing serious campaigns because of it.