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MMA-Filled Here Comes the Boom Trailer: Like Warrior, Only With Kevin James

…and, um, there’s just one of him. Bear with me here: A slimmed-down Kevin James , who’s actually looking kind of handsome here (or am I crazy?), plays a high school teacher who enters the octagon to raise cash as a mixed martial arts fighter. He’s basically Joel Edgerton in last year’s MMA pic Warrior , only — lucky for us — he’s still Kevin James, so it’s a broad comedy and not a gut-wrenching drama and instead of Tom Hardy he’s got Salma Hayek to wrestle with. Sigh . The other depressing Here Comes the Boom – Warrior point of comparison: This is going to make so much more money than the under-seen and under-appreciated Warrior . At least there are no talking gorillas (that we know of). Here Comes the Boom (seriously, do people really use that phrase?) rolls into theaters on October 12 and is directed by Frank Coraci ( The Wedding Singer , Waterboy , Zookeeper ). [via Fandango ]

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Lookin’ Down Rachel Heller’s Shirt then staring at her Ass .. of the DAy

Her name is Rachel Heller. I’ve been stalking this girl on Facebook for a long fucking time, but don’t tell her, cuz she’ll end up deleting me as a friend, then I will have no way to stalk her, ruining all my fucking fun and work, planting my seed, to be her internet husband….joy to my depressing, often times pathetic life. I’ve posted some STOLEN BIKINI PICS I WANTED TO FUCK OFF HER WITH MY MOUTH before….. You’ve probably never heard of her, but she’s some future Hollywood pussy in the making, from NYC, on a TV show called Styled By June, and owner of her own IMDB page…… My friend at NOTSOMEBODY , a nobody in LA, ran into her on the street this past weekend and snapped off some pics….making me hate my life, cuz if I was there I would have totally got her pregnant, even if it was a matter of throwing a fistful of semen at her leg…hoping my shit is strong enough to climb its way into uterus. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Lookin’ Down Rachel Heller’s Shirt then staring at her Ass .. of the DAy

David Copperfield Totally Lost Out on Orson Welles’s Oscar

Tucked away in this report that Orson’s Welles’s Citizen Kane Oscar finally sold this week for $861,542, find this depressing revelation: “Underbidder David Copperfield had been eager to acquire the statuette because Welles apparently was something of a magician himself. Copperfield already owns many props from the movie.” The winner of the auction has not been identified, but whatever. “Underbidder David Copperfield.” Saddest holiday ever. [ Deadline ]

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria: Officially Hollywood’s Cutest Couple

Charlie Sheen may have threatened to execute his wife . Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are fighting in court over the custody of their son. In this depressing month of celebrity couples news, it’s nice to be reminded that some pairings are still together, adorable and going strong.

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria: Officially Hollywood’s Cutest Couple

Girl Ruins Christmas Mass

Link: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/i… As if church weren't awkward enough, little Melissa Bell shares her depressing Xmas tale… during mass.

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John and Elizabeth Edwards: Headed for a Divorce?

The fact that John Edwards cheated on wife, and almost definitely fathered a son with Rielle Hunter, would be reason enough for Elizabeth Edwards to leave her husband. But the scorned better half of the former Presidential candidate has stood by her man..

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