Cannes is the classiest of Film fest, you know where celebrities and producers from around the world unite for a week of luxury, filled with yachts, expensive dinners, the mediterranean, million dollar deal making and promoting movies… It also has a good amount of euro trash hooker type girls with their fake tits working promotional events…or their married producer clients like they were Victoria Silvstedt…mixed with a little celebrity bikini and panties….thanks to people like Diane Kruger…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Diane Kruger CLICK HERE And Natalie Portman…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Natalie Portman CLICK HERE The post Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s no such thing as a summer bummer on the boob tube these days, as more and more shows keep featuring more and more flesh! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Diane Kruger is in a bikini. She has sex with Joshua Jackson. She is German.. He shits on her. That’s all I have to say about that, I think that’s technically a poem. I’m an artist, at least that is what I tell girls, because it’s easier to trick them into getting naked….because girls are dumb as fuck especially when it comes to tricking them into naked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
If you can turn yourself away from the compelling loving couple in the middle of the surveillance camera frame, you know getting lost in the story of a typical dude trying to pick up a girl while smoking a cigarette outside the bar…I mean who are they, and what is their story…. You will see Pacman Jones hit a woman after a woman comes at him with a bottle…. It happened in Cincinnati, it happens at the 1 minute mark, Pacman has since turned himself in, but claims he was acting in self defence.
Another useless award show happened the other day. It is called the Critic Choice awards, and I am not even going to bother googling the shit to figure out what the concept behind the award show is, I already know, it is designed to celebrate people who already won, you know to give them fiction to fight for, because when you’re at the top, you need to come up with various levels of distinction to separate you from the other people who have already fucking won, otherwise, life would just be boring while sitting on a pile of money and life of luxury. You see these people have shelves in their office to fill with nonsense trophies….and we can’t get in the way of that…at least not the professional critics, who are behind this shit. In attendance were – Malin Akerman, Miranda Cosgrove, Diane Kruger, Carly Chaikin, Kaley Cuoco, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum and we’ve got the pics…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Diane Kruger is pushing 40, is married to some dude from Dawson’s Creek, and continues to look hot pantsless in fashion photoshoots, reminding us that maybe some of that WWII human testing and experimenting on creating a superior aryan race trickled through the cracks of their system, leading to ancestors of those human experiments still walking the streets….because this shit does not look 40. The other nice thing about Diane Kruger, is that being from Germany, she probably likes being shit on. Too bad her child star from a shitty show is probably too much of a bitch to bring it.
Diane Kruger and Emily Browning are non-nude in The Host, but put the party in your pants with Troy and Sleeping Beauty . Plus, The Borgias second season is very nude on Blu-ray, along with a two-fisted combo pack of Hollow Man 1 and 2 .
After a six-second ‘Tweaser’ anda 20-second preview of The Wolverine , Marvel unleashed almost four-and-a-half minutes of adamantium goodness in the form of two trailers on Wednesday, and it sets up at least part of the storyline for Hugh Jackman’s latest outing as the cigar-smoking mutant. It looks like a scientist whom Wolvie saved from what looks like a nuclear explosion wants to repay the favor: The mutant gave him life, so Mr. Big Brain wants to give Wolverine the ability to die by taking away his regenerative powers. Or is it all a diabolical trick? That beautiful blond assistant in the lab coat is Svetlana Khodchenkova , who plays the villain Viper in the movie. Below are both the domestic and international trailer. The latter does a much better job of telling the story. You might want to watch that one first. In this context, The Wolverine reminds me of one of the themes that Anne Rice grappled with in her Interview with the Vampire novels: Is immortality as alluring as it seems? ‘The Wolverine’ Trailer (Domestic) : A Life Saved The International Trailer Reveals More Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The Host author Stephenie Meyer is a sci-fi grrrl. Now that the Twilight creator is transitioning from vampires and werewolves to aliens, I asked her what it was like to work in the male-dominated science-fiction genre. “I grew up reading science fiction!” she told me. “There are many women out there reading science fiction and enjoying it — it’s our genre too!” I also asked why her Twilight novels seemed to promote abstinence when the key characters in The Host, Melanie and Jared, have plenty of sex before marriage. Turns out, Twilight was never about abstinence! “In Twilight , there was a character who was born in the early 1900s and had a different value set. And I really enjoyed taking this anachronistic character, shoving him into modern life and having him stay who he is and making everyone else bend.” Meyer’s unique look at relationships has earned her many fans, including Diane Kruger who plays the main villain in The Host : “I love Twilight , I have to say. I was totally Team Edward !” the actress told me. But beyond Meyer’s pretty boys, Kruger feels the author looks out for women most of all. “That’s what I like about Stephenie Meyer. I think it’s rare to have not just a female centered movie but to have two female protagonists in a film,” a reference to Melanie and the alien “Soul”, Wanda , who shares her body. “That’s really rare,” Kruger adds. Max Irons and Jake Abel are Meyer’s pretty boys this time around, and Irons points out that his co-star is the one who has to depict “interspecies love” since Abel falls in love with an alien. Abel defends their relationship though, saying his character falls in love with alien Wanda because “there’s a sense of softness to her and he’s in a group of people that have been really hardened by a struggle to survive.” Check out my full interviews below: Follow Grace Randolph on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Wanted to catch up on some of the bikini pics from over the holiday that I missed — like Diane Kruger (and Joshua Jackson) in Cabo San Lucas on Saturday. I don#39;t remember Diane ever looking this amazing in a bikini, but there you go. Clearly Joshua#39;s unmerciful verbal abuse has been working. “You want dinner now? You just had breakfast 12 hours ago, fatty!”
