Rihanna celebrated New Years, as people do, and she took the opportunity to show the world she, like Denver Colorado, likes weed…because unlike McDonald’s and all the other shit in our food, weed doesn’t kill people…but more importantly, used it as an opportunity to show the world her Black Slave, because as a black girl, you only really know you’ve made it, when you can hire yourself a slave to work your 14 million dollar New York apartment, even though it’d be more exciting if that slave was white, you know as revenge to all the plantation owners in the Islands who fucked with her people, but I guess she’s more into being a plantation owner than seeking redemption…but I already knew that, I know people who live in Barbados and the locals hate Rihanna because she treats them more like hired help than the tourists that are there that they are actually hired to help…she’s a cunt like that, but I like her lingerie business suit shit, there’s a fetish somewhere in whatever is going on here.
Here is video of some idiot fan at an A$AP Rocky show in Perth Australia on New Years eve…falling from the rafters that he probably shouldn’t have climbed up onto in the first place, but it’s New Year Eve bro, let’s make shit epic, especially when fuelled on Booze and Molly, I mean pain doesn’t exist… I hate to say it, but any idiot in this situation deserves it….but they do deserve it…I mean what a fucking idiot.
Looks like Britney Spears definitely wears the pants in her relationship with David Lucado. She made that abundantly clear during her Las Vegas show. The singer dragged her boyfriend on stage at Planet Hollywood, forced him down on hands and knees and strapped him into a harness and dog collar. She then paraded him around on a leash like an animal. He seemed to dig the idea of being degraded by the pop princess at least, and likely isn’t alone: Britney Spears, David Lucado on Stage Part of Spears’ Las Vegas “Piece of Me” show involves the star plucking an audience member out to join her on-stage for this raunchy routine. On New Year’s Eve, David Lucado was that lucky man. It could be worse, we suppose, than being Britney’s bitch … bitch. And if nothing else, it’s a distraction from some of the criticism Spears’ show has faced. While the choreography, music and set design have packed the house, rumors of Britney Spears lip syncing and even faking her abs have made headlines. There was also that wardrobe malfunction (below). Her latest album, Britney Jean , was met with a lukewarm reception from critics and music-buyers alike, and is by far her weakest-selling effort to date. Girl can still crack a whip though. Right, David? Guess all that stuff about her feeling like an old woman when it comes to sex is all relative. Check out more highlights from Brit’s “Piece of Me” residency: Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Miley Cyrus Dances to Britney Spears Britney Spears – Toxic (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Do Something (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Till the World Ends (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Piece of Me Opening Night)
Ke$ha makes her directorial debut and stars as a writhing stripper who experiences a glorious champagne shower in her new music video for “Dirty Love.” All in a day’s work for Ke$ha. The video finds the singer in all her garter-belted, rainbow-colored glory, getting dirtier than ever … literally and otherwise. This is some gnarly stuff: Kesha – Dirty Love It’s no Miley Cyrus “Adore You” video , but it’s semi-NSFW. In addition to gratuitous shots of Ke$ha’s fine, shapely booty, we see her spitting at a camera. The clip closes with sound bytes from a news cast about smut peddling, though it’s unclear if this is meant to be ironic or some kind of social commentary. In any case, death by glitter happens in the last segment of the music video. There is glitter on the floor, and it’s hard core, we can promise you that. Dirty, dirty love indeed.
A hilarious parody of Cosmopolitan and other women’s magazines, entitled “Average Women’s Magazine Cover,” is making the online rounds, and for good reason. Created in 2010 by writer and illustrator Brendan McGinley, it resurfaced this week on Twitter, and if you’ve ever seen a real Cosmo cover, you’ll appreciate it. Right down to the font, the spoof nails the publication’s layout and its obsession with splashing SEX on the cover as many times as humanly possible. The only difference? The fine print on this one is much more honest: Features all-caps, bold headlines like “Overanalyzing” and “The Shame & Guilt Issue,” McGinley takes a funny, not subtle swipe at actual publications. NAKED. It may not apply at all, but they’re required to use that word. Turning to Cosmopolitan for advice on sex, relationships, body image and women’s health (mental and physical)? A dubious proposition at best. From its awesome Christina Hendricks subheading to teasers like “Lose 30 lbs Fast, Chop Off Your Leg!”, it’ll make you think twice about such magazines. Check out some amusingly similar, legitimate covers below:
NASA officials say that the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger accident “should never be trivialized” and that Beyonce’s new song “XO” does exactly that. The star’s track features an audio sample recorded just after the historic and tragic event, and the space agency isn’t pleased , according to a statement. A statement from Lauren B. Worley, NASA’s press secretary, reads: Beyonce Slammed For Challenger Audio Sample “The Challenger accident is an important part of our history; a tragic reminder that space exploration is risky and should never be trivialized.” “NASA works every day to honor the legacy of our fallen astronauts as we carry out our mission to reach for new heights and explore the universe.” She has been criticized by the deceased’s families and fans for the sample, which includes the words “major malfunction” as an allusion to a failed relationship. Beyonce responded to the Challenger controversy this week. The star said “heart goes out to families of those lost in the Challenger disaster” and that she had the “sincerest intention” to help those who lost loved ones. Here’s the controversial music video in question … Beyonce – “XO” (Music Video) Beyonce’s Challenger audio sample : Terribly inappropriate! Fair game and respectful I don’t know, tough question! View Poll »
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