People may want to hate Miley’s Lil Kim costume – because they just don’t see the high concept money making puppet that Miley Cyrus is…or because they don’t understand why she chose a titty pastie that was bigger than her entire titty…but they do seem to like making “twerk or treat” jokes…even though Miley doesn’t actually know how to twerk…I guess they just don’t understand how hip hop she is…but maybe her dressing up like the bitch who fucked BIGGY will make them all realize she’s legit..and not some Disney novelty act in the Hollywood Hills with too much money to be grounded or really know what’s up… I don’t even think Miley was born when Kim was relevant, but none of that matters cuz I am too busy loving everything about this…a little too much…
Remember what I said earlier about Lindsay Ellingson having my favorite Halloween costume? Yeah, forget all that. Because Miley Cyrus in Lil’ Kim’s famous VMAs outfit is twenty times hotter. So sorry everybody that thought they would be all clever and dress as Miley at the VMAs this year, she’s got you beat. We might as well call this thing now.
Take a quick break from all the Halloween hotness to enjoy these pictures of Maria Menounos at something called the Oceana Partners Awards Gala — or as I like to call it, “Another excuse to drool over Maria’s amazing booty.” Yeah, I know that doesn’t fit on the invitation quite as well, but trust me, if they’d gone with that, they would’ve tripled their turnout. We’re talking lines that would make those iPhone launches look like kids’ stuff. Anyway, clearly I need to start a side business as an event planner so all these great ideas don’t go to waste. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were spotted at a Kanye West concert this week. And a new report says we may soon be seeing the estranged couple back together again in the very near future. Khloe and Lamar are NOT back together, an insider tells Radar Online, but they are “on a path that will likely end up in a reconciliation.” And it’s all because Odom has realized the error of his ways. “Lamar has volunteered to undergo random drug tests anytime that Khloe requests,” this source says. “The drastic maneuver impressed Khloe, but she is still is very concerned that Lamar has refused to go to rehab.” Khloe has been adament for months now: no professional help, no healthy marriage. But Lamar is taking every other step necessary to win his wife back over. He has stopped hanging out with shady friends and he has simply remained… around. “There was a time when Khloe would call Lamar and he wouldn’t call her back for hours, or even days, as he would disappear on drug binges,” says this mole. “Now, whenever Khloe calls him, Lamar almost always answers the phone, and if he doesn’t, he calls her back right away.” Khloe and Lamar: Spotted at Kanye West Tour! Overall? “Lamar is doing everything possible to try and get his marriage back on track.” Many have confirmed that Odom is looking good these days, remaining hopeful that he could return to the NBA at some point in the 2013-2014 season. That still feels like a long shot, but suddenly the prospect of making up with Kardashian does not. “She knows this is a disease, and Lamar wouldn’t have cheated on her had it not been for his addiction,” Radar concludes. “No pun intended, but the ball was in Lamar’s court, and he has stepped up and is trying to do the right thing.” Do you think Khloe should take Lamar back? Yes, to forgive is divine Not yet, make him work for it! Never! View Poll »
Brianne Altice, a 34-year-old English teacher at a reputable Utah high school, has been arrested following allegations that she had sex with at least one student. She faces two felony counts of unlawful sex with a minor after the “victim” tipped off Kaysville, Utah, police about their alleged months-long sexual relationship. Brianne Altice, Teacher, Arrested For Having Sex With Student(s) According to the Deseret News , her alleged partner could accurately describe tattoos on Altice’s body, and confirmed the layout of her South Weber home. Investigators say they had sex there “at least five times” since January 2012. Police said Altice and the student also had sex in a park in Kaysville at least once, and that the tryst began when the boy, now 17, was 15 or 16 years old. All the while, he was a student of Altice’s at Davis High School. Police have not ruled out the possibility of more sexual trysts. Regardless of her legal fate, students at the high school where Altice taught English for about a year were shocked by the allegations against her. “She always wanted to be liked,” Kylee Carroll, a student at Davis High School, said. “I just didn’t think that she would ever do something like this.” Davis School District spokesperson Chris Williams noted widespread concerns that the scandal would damage the reputation of the acclaimed school. “This high school is a great high school. It has a fantastic reputation. So I’m sure there are some teachers out there wondering, ‘What does this do for the reputation?'” Certainly not good things, though the saga has yet to fully play out. Altice, who has taught in the district since 2004, has not been fired … yet. She has been placed on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation. This is the latest in a string of similar incidents. Read more about: Summer Michelle Hansen , a California special ed teacher who was accused of having sex with at least five students. Laura Whitehurst , who pleaded guilty to having sex with her minor student – whose baby she recently gave birth to. Sarah Jones , the former NFL cheerleader who became a teacher and was embroiled in a similar scandal last year.
Everyone thinks their baby is extra special, but Sara Brandon’s baby boy wins … at least technically. He’s the biggest child born in the U.S. all year! The boy weighed in at a whopping 14 pounds – double the weight of your average newborn – and arrived a week and a half before his due date, no less. So was Joel Brandon Jr. born via C-section or naturally? The former. Sara had a scheduled C-section at 38 1/2 weeks, at which point she knew her son was big . An ultrasound estimated he would be around 11 pounds. Give or take three? The 2013 record-setting baby boy landed in the NICU because of respiratory problems, but a week later, he was released and is in perfect health. And straight into size 2 diapers. As a four-month-old, he’s up to 23 pounds … good enough for the “150th percentile” for height and weight based on how he compares to normal charts. The year’s previous “biggest baby” title holder was a little girl in Pennsylvania, born in July at 13 pounds, 12 ounces, just a shade under Joel’s weight. 14 is the new 13? 13-Pound Baby
Think your Halloween costume is racy, Miley Cyrus? You have been put to shame by… Ellen DeGeneres?!? Sort of. With Miley baring a breast and channeling Lil Kim for this year’s holiday, Ellen has gone ahead and made like Nicki Minaj. On the taped episode of her talk show that airs today, DeGeneres wears the same risque outfit as Minaj donned during an appearance on Ellen last month, the bottom of her giants breasts exposed to the world. Her phony giant breasts, that is, when it comes to Ellen: Watch the following video now for more from Ellen’s Halloween special and compare this attire to the two most controversial: Julianne Hough in blackface . Ireland Baldwin as a Native American . Ellen DeGeneres on Halloween
Dear Today Show and Matt Lauer – We know your ratings need a boost. And we know your reputation is in the drain and viewers need to see you as a fun-loving host, not someone who demeans your staffers . But still. No. Just… no. On The Today Show’s Halloween spectacular this morning, Al Roker dressed as Mr. T and Kathie Lee Gifford was Wilma from The Flintstones. But the classic costumes were all a lead-up to Lauer coming out as Pamela Anderson from Baywatch. We wish we were making this up. And we really wish we could un-see this: Anderson, meanwhile, doesn’t even look like this anymore, having just gotten a new pixie cut . And forget Julianne Hough in blackface . This is FAR more offensive. Matt Lauer as Pamela Anderson
