I don’t know who any of these Surfer Girls are but they have their wet suits bodypainted on. The dude behind the body painting is ROUSTAN and this video is going pretty fucking viral – for a reason I call naked girls….half naked girls…pretty much naked tits bouncing like they are naked…because they are naked…on the beach…doing something we’d all like doing if our idea of surfing…wasn’t cruising the internet for girls like this who are actually living… I guess what it comes down to is that girls are better when they are naked, half naked, or painted… The post Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”… Seriously. I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying. The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off.. Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes. Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family… I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”… Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die. Where’s the video? The post Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Like the concept of a “Blog”, versus running a social media account, because people are too lazy to type in a website name in their browser, and only like clicking through to things on their favorite Apps, Pheobe Price is representative of a simpler time in working the media for celebrity, notoriety, attention and all that good stuff…. Instead of posting compelling content and using the proper tags on her instagram, because instagram didn’t exist, she was out there where the celebrities were, getting the paparazzi to grab some pics of her because they saw her so often and figured she was interesting enough in her publicity stunt to grab a picture of….and the blogs were starved for content and wrote about her because she was making a spectacle for the paparazzi and that was interesting enough to dig a bit deeper into who Phoebe Price was… But no one reads blogs, trust me, I know this first hand, so I guess she’s figuring out new tactics to get back out there in the media…because paparazzi alone can’t create you, you need a social strategy or to find that relevance. She’s been at it for a long fucking time, and it is really who she is, partnering up with her friend to do self produced weirdness only makes sense…so she’s doing it by doing creepy, yet amazing, possibly too old to be doing this type of thing, videos for social media…with another girl who is always in the media called Ana Braga.. These ladies fascinate me…while I stare at their tits..because they are still doing this famewhoring thing…relentless, especially considering they haven’t done sex tapes yet! Seriously, this is better than all these other instagram models naked in bed, bikini on beach, holding tea products… The post Phoebe Price and Friend Titty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is brilliant. I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic…. But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous… That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney… But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck… So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get… Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ… The post Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
