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Heather Graham Just Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on December 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Graham just posted this doughy looking bikini pic from earlier in the year, a little TBT, showcasing her big tits, cuz she’s roller girl, and her big stomach cuz she’s in her 40s, but still roller girl….and I am a fan of her and her lack of fitness decision making….you know looking her age but still shameless with the tits she knows are great tits the way a girl should be… I guess she’s feeling down and out, maybe a little insecure, who knows….thirsty for likes and follows…some press…some attention cuz all women are the same…eager to get jerked off to at any age….and when they feel down and out…this is how the behave to fill their emptiness…it’s a good problem to have as a spectator of all women.. The post Heather Graham Just Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Nov 22, 2015 at 12:37pm PST Sofia Vergara married some actor…because she is also an actor…and I guess it is a reminder to instagram whores everywhere, especially the immigrant, hispanic, fresh off the boat in the Miami Port ones, that if they stick to showing their tits, partying with the rich guys, they too may be typecast for what ends up being a massive fucking show…and all it takes is fucking strategically…it can even happen if you’re a single mother…but may help if you’re Colombian and have access to all the right cocaine channels to help the rich guys have even more fun than just your tits when they roll through Miami..before one falls in love and drags you to LA with them…to make everyone a lot of money… You know, as well as I know, that Sofia Vergara’s story of being that single mom, who smuggled herself to America…pulled some shady non-status things…possibly even an anchor baby or two…all while being hot enough to pull it off..reminding us that maybe, if all the illegals looked like this…people like Donald Trump, who is married to an immigrant..would be more tolerant…because of her tits.. I mean…this is a “fairy tale wedding” at 45….and a reminder…anything can happen…but it usually requires being hot with huge tits… I think she’s overrated – Here she is for some wedding magazine…. The post Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Nov 22, 2015 at 12:37pm PST Sofia Vergara married some actor…because she is also an actor…and I guess it is a reminder to instagram whores everywhere, especially the immigrant, hispanic, fresh off the boat in the Miami Port ones, that if they stick to showing their tits, partying with the rich guys, they too may be typecast for what ends up being a massive fucking show…and all it takes is fucking strategically…it can even happen if you’re a single mother…but may help if you’re Colombian and have access to all the right cocaine channels to help the rich guys have even more fun than just your tits when they roll through Miami..before one falls in love and drags you to LA with them…to make everyone a lot of money… You know, as well as I know, that Sofia Vergara’s story of being that single mom, who smuggled herself to America…pulled some shady non-status things…possibly even an anchor baby or two…all while being hot enough to pull it off..reminding us that maybe, if all the illegals looked like this…people like Donald Trump, who is married to an immigrant..would be more tolerant…because of her tits.. I mean…this is a “fairy tale wedding” at 45….and a reminder…anything can happen…but it usually requires being hot with huge tits… I think she’s overrated – Here she is for some wedding magazine…. The post Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot… She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this… I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC , because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses… So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing… So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened…. I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique… Pics via THEHEADHUNTR Masks via MASKMANIAC

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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

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Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly. I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards. She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days… Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty… I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag. That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

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Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

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Some Pig Gets in on the Tiger Woods Scandal of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty sure this chick is just wearing an “ironic t-shirt” about having fucked Tiger Woods and the paparazzi just got excited about it thinkin they may be breaking a story or some shit, but based on her doughy body and white trash look, I think it’s safe to say she’s from a trailer park and the only Golf she knows is when her husband takes her to the mini golf course on the anniversary to celebrate their shitty lives. She is cleary fucking disgusting but more famous than me and all she had to do was wear a shitty Tiger Woods t-shirt after years of thinking her only skill that would get noticed is how many donuts she can eat in one sitting…

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